Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4727. | jake (000000000007) | 63.12 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 4728. | π₯Ίππ (daddy_mememas... | 63.10 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 4729. | howard (dontin) | 63.09 | 94% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4730. | Cody (zibraaaaaaaaaa) | 63.09 | 94% | 2020-11-18 |
| 4731. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 63.07 | 96% | 2018-07-04 |
| 4732. | anindya (anindya87) | 63.07 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 4733. | Hex (thepulkit13) | 63.06 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 4734. | Pafrik (pafrik) | 63.06 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 4735. | Lian (bkerman) | 63.04 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 4736. | Life (whitekittens3) | 63.03 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 4737. | Shoaib Sajid (shoaibsajid) | 63.02 | 95% | 2017-11-25 |
| 4738. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 63.00 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4739. | Please use an appropriate n... | 62.98 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 4740. | Marwan (marshallown) | 62.97 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 4741. | Alikhan (realikh) | 62.95 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 4742. | Sorgalim (sorgalim) | 62.94 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
| 4743. | The (mitty_mitt) | 62.93 | 94% | 2018-12-22 |
| 4744. | Vicky (smartyviky) | 62.93 | 95% | 2019-04-19 |
| 4745. | nasi (nasipadang7) | 62.93 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 4746. | Bex (nelsonhartr) | 62.92 | 95% | 2019-06-13 |
| 4747. | inggy (inggy) | 62.92 | 95% | 2019-01-27 |
| 4748. | Rajan (purebrahman) | 62.92 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4749. | Junior (tchuky) | 62.91 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 4750. | Venice (starbucks272) | 62.90 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 4751. | Laz (lazslo) | 62.89 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 4752. | Bem (odenscolddry) | 62.89 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 4753. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 62.88 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 4754. | Tika (jadmo) | 62.88 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 4755. | @itz_ramy (thugsheep) | 62.87 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4756. | Kuba (kshailoobekuulu) | 62.87 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| α Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |