So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25324. | avivsq12 (avivsq12) | 60.27 | 97.3% | 2023-10-10 |
| 25325. | Josh (joshle270699) | 60.27 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 25326. | Super (superthin) | 60.27 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 25327. | Nam (namnl2706) | 60.27 | 95% | 2012-08-18 |
| 25328. | Doris (dorisk) | 60.27 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
| 25329. | (bdivyamsh) | 60.27 | 90% | 2014-03-30 |
| 25330. | gar (dagmarski) | 60.26 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 25331. | Cristian (myusercb) | 60.26 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 25332. | Fahad (fahad_rahman12) | 60.26 | 96.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 25333. | verdantnoctum (verdantnoctum) | 60.26 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 25334. | guill_mach (guill_mach) | 60.26 | 98.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| 25335. | Bhariq (bhariq) | 60.26 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 25336. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 60.26 | 93% | 2023-04-16 |
| 25337. | Abdelrahman (abdelrhaman_sh... | 60.26 | 95% | 2023-01-05 |
| 25338. | Dilbert (dilbertyard) | 60.26 | 92% | 2011-09-01 |
| 25339. | Anthony (seksii0320) | 60.26 | 93% | 2016-12-13 |
| 25340. | Mustafa (leo_messi_) | 60.25 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
| 25341. | Kiran (kiranmaharaj1293) | 60.25 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 25342. | Crissachu (crissachu) | 60.25 | 95% | 2022-08-07 |
| 25343. | kjres5 (kjres5) | 60.25 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
| 25344. | Sigurdur (siggi84) | 60.25 | 93% | 2015-06-13 |
| 25345. | mithilesh (mithilesh) | 60.25 | 92% | 2014-03-27 |
| 25346. | David (dalouis) | 60.25 | — | 2010-12-12 |
| 25347. | Ireon (ireonl) | 60.24 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
| 25348. | blaz (bjlaoo) | 60.24 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 25349. | tstats[uwnicke] (uwnicke) | 60.24 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 25350. | Kkbrito (kabrito) | 60.24 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 25351. | Franco (sonata) | 60.24 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 25352. | Not Reckful (zozzy) | 60.24 | 91% | 2014-08-19 |
| 25353. | Twin A (twina) | 60.24 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |