I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1159. | tstats[xtyping] (xtyping) | 97.43 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1160. | Baron (baronhate) | 97.41 | 99.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1161. | Carl (doc283) | 97.39 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 1162. | HitIer (louis9882) | 97.37 | 97.9% | 2023-12-26 |
| 1163. | pemses (idan101) | 97.29 | 100% | 2024-02-29 |
| 1164. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 97.29 | 97.7% | 2025-03-05 |
| 1165. | apoorv (covfere) | 97.27 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 1166. | InrPce (ntd0134) | 97.27 | 98.3% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1167. | swagmaster893247 (swagswags... | 97.26 | 98% | 2024-05-30 |
| 1168. | jesse (catdog9000) | 97.24 | 96.1% | 2024-04-08 |
| 1169. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 97.24 | 96.7% | 2025-05-31 |
| 1170. | slivermonger (slivermonger) | 97.23 | 97.8% | 2025-01-28 |
| 1171. | raisann (raisann) | 97.18 | 97% | 2024-10-15 |
| 1172. | Elizabeth (bebecam) | 97.18 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1173. | LockStock (lockstock) | 97.17 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1174. | mike (mikeyfromqueens) | 97.10 | 98.7% | 2024-12-27 |
| 1175. | Nick (mitchen2) | 97.09 | 95% | 2023-08-09 |
| 1176. | hehe (blazeclash) | 97.09 | 97.7% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1177. | Leo (leoxano) | 97.08 | 96.5% | 2023-11-19 |
| 1178. | Adolo (foca248) | 97.07 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1179. | Joseph (jcsawyer) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1180. | M (taloszero) | 97.03 | 98.3% | 2025-01-17 |
| 1181. | Raxdainze (raxdianze) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 1182. | supernoob (krcellucci) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1183. | Evan (evanandrewrose) | 97.01 | 97% | 2025-03-07 |
| 1184. | Andrei (andrei518) | 96.99 | 97.7% | 2024-12-26 |
| 1185. | Jard (dogspa) | 96.99 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1186. | andy (rainmaker123) | 96.98 | 97.8% | 2024-10-16 |
| 1187. | SledgeHammer (wrinkleflute) | 96.97 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 1188. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 96.95 | 97.1% | 2025-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |