As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6258. | Iqbal (juniortypist1) | 93.28 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 6259. | LukeLR (lukelr) | 93.28 | 95.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 6260. | OneiricAbyss (oneirodynia) | 93.27 | 98.4% | 2025-04-04 |
| 6261. | Alex (0atk) | 93.27 | 98.4% | 2024-06-25 |
| 6262. | Ta-Wei (waynetu) | 93.27 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 6263. | Ishtmeet (ish_75wpm) | 93.27 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 6264. | je398338 (je398338) | 93.27 | 97% | 2019-06-01 |
| 6265. | Joshua (greenweasel11) | 93.27 | 91% | 2016-08-17 |
| 6266. | Geray (der3koy) | 93.26 | 98.6% | 2025-02-02 |
| 6267. | WiZaRoNi (wizaroni) | 93.26 | 96% | 2024-04-30 |
| 6268. | Sivaganesh (sivaganesh) | 93.26 | 99% | 2020-12-07 |
| 6269. | racykey (racykey) | 93.25 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 6270. | Ledio (looshi) | 93.25 | 90% | 2015-10-07 |
| 6271. | JRey (jreyranoco) | 93.25 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 6272. | Hansi (hanzgg) | 93.25 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 6273. | Jun (hi_im_jun) | 93.25 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 6274. | Pieman (pieman353) | 93.24 | 98.7% | 2023-12-17 |
| 6275. | riotfv (ytriotfv) | 93.24 | 97.4% | 2025-01-21 |
| 6276. | ammar (ammar_31) | 93.24 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 6277. | Nick (mitchen2) | 93.24 | 96.1% | 2023-12-09 |
| 6278. | SamiiStarts.tv (shatyper) | 93.24 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 6279. | Tobuscus (shadoww253) | 93.24 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 6280. | puthin_p2n (bugsmasher) | 93.23 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
| 6281. | Carl (carlzcoc1) | 93.23 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 6282. | sal the penguin pal (bigboy... | 93.23 | 94% | 2017-03-04 |
| 6283. | Prosia (prosia960) | 93.22 | 88% | 2015-10-09 |
| 6284. | 163 (163cens) | 93.22 | 95.7% | 2021-02-08 |
| 6285. | Ally (allytypes) | 93.22 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 6286. | Gledi (superstronghold) | 93.22 | 97% | 2016-10-16 |
| 6287. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 93.21 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |