The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11201. | Hoo (phonhay) | 86.89 | 99% | 2013-06-04 |
| 11202. | Mureed (mureed) | 86.89 | 94% | 2016-02-23 |
| 11203. | rosina (rosina_24) | 86.88 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
| 11204. | James (itsbamble) | 86.88 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11205. | Stefan (maewen) | 86.88 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 11206. | psalms (psalms) | 86.88 | 93% | 2015-08-17 |
| 11207. | Aaron (aaron777) | 86.88 | 97% | 2013-05-22 |
| 11208. | Tim (iamsmooth) | 86.87 | 93% | 2016-07-25 |
| 11209. | Ginso (ginsophd) | 86.87 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 11210. | K (karthur) | 86.87 | 89% | 2015-02-21 |
| 11211. | Desmaid (deskru) | 86.86 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 11212. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 86.86 | 96% | 2012-04-02 |
| 11213. | Matthew (swanson71) | 86.86 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 11214. | Henry (maps600) | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 11215. | Dhayanandh (ken_adams) | 86.86 | 96% | 2022-06-07 |
| 11216. | Mitchell (mitchfest) | 86.86 | 96% | 2014-09-18 |
| 11217. | Nick (mitchen2) | 86.85 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 11218. | Naqet (naqet) | 86.85 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 11219. | Charles (jonchurst) | 86.85 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 11220. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 86.85 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 11221. | Experiment 626 (eee01) | 86.85 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 11222. | GoDBI3G (bee55439876) | 86.85 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 11223. | Becca (colour) | 86.85 | 95% | 2012-03-13 |
| 11224. | lkary (lkary) | 86.84 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 11225. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 86.84 | 98.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11226. | Dassi (dassi2morr) | 86.84 | 97% | 2016-10-16 |
| 11227. | Logan (loganft) | 86.84 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 11228. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 86.84 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 11229. | Jordan (stumbledore) | 86.84 | 95% | 2012-02-18 |
| 11230. | bruh_momentum (travis358) | 86.83 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |