So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3999. | Brian (briansunn) | 102.86 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 4000. | congrats on 1M club (23kuzn... | 102.85 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 4001. | Seba (nalnah5) | 102.85 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 4002. | Tanamr (tanamr) | 102.84 | 99% | 2023-04-02 |
| 4003. | chriswatch (chriswatch) | 102.84 | 98% | 2013-12-21 |
| 4004. | jeffreyz (largank) | 102.82 | 96.3% | 2023-10-13 |
| 4005. | shashinagraj (nagrajshashi) | 102.79 | 98.5% | 2023-08-28 |
| 4006. | Daniel (krayt) | 102.79 | 98% | 2015-02-04 |
| 4007. | Kevin (utstrad) | 102.78 | 100% | 2013-06-14 |
| 4008. | kaiiennn (yknyong1) | 102.78 | 94% | 2017-04-26 |
| 4009. | Jason (jwatkins3) | 102.78 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 4010. | Dan (bstacks100) | 102.78 | 99% | 2018-09-17 |
| 4011. | Matt (13558) | 102.78 | 97% | 2011-11-02 |
| 4012. | Yicheng (mcgruffy) | 102.77 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 4013. | Jandre (jandre1028) | 102.77 | 97.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 4014. | sop (sopyo) | 102.77 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
| 4015. | Nick (mitchen2) | 102.76 | 98% | 2023-10-31 |
| 4016. | Daniel (nicanor) | 102.76 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 4017. | Danny (dhnguyen66) | 102.76 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 4018. | Piravas (piepk) | 102.75 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 4019. | Jimmy (jphan98) | 102.75 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 4020. | Bruce (bzztyper) | 102.75 | 99% | 2016-04-09 |
| 4021. | Petr (missile) | 102.74 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 4022. | にぃな (nina_217) | 102.74 | 98% | 2016-07-04 |
| 4023. | Samuel (brooklynsweets) | 102.73 | 98% | 2014-06-14 |
| 4024. | Metal Man (its_a_new_beggin... | 102.73 | 96% | 2011-09-02 |
| 4025. | Arcoril (arcoril) | 102.72 | 97% | 2014-08-16 |
| 4026. | Sophia (小雪） (renissia) | 102.72 | 100% | 2016-02-27 |
| 4027. | Erik (frostbound) | 102.71 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4028. | Tre (tre_) | 102.71 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |