I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9677. | gorlork (gorlork) | 86.02 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
| 9678. | AUDAHA (audaha) | 86.02 | 98% | 2011-11-28 |
| 9679. | Mayumi (mayumi) | 86.01 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 9680. | loois (gorgontes) | 86.00 | 99% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9681. | Josh (josh1318) | 86.00 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 9682. | Damon (luvsanimals2) | 86.00 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 9683. | Gendo (gendo) | 86.00 | 94% | 2014-05-31 |
| 9684. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 85.99 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 9685. | KING (00r4) | 85.97 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 9686. | e (edvinb) | 85.97 | 95% | 2022-05-17 |
| 9687. | pp (tsuxk) | 85.97 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9688. | #FREETAYK (shigetorra) | 85.97 | 94% | 2018-03-05 |
| 9689. | Bevo (bevo) | 85.97 | 100% | 2013-02-10 |
| 9690. | Cton (ctonzhang) | 85.96 | 98% | 2016-10-24 |
| 9691. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 85.96 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9692. | Lois (loislane78) | 85.96 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 9693. | Michael (miri624) | 85.95 | 93% | 2017-04-10 |
| 9694. | Gid (gidthekid2) | 85.95 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 9695. | Angelo (eimusupai) | 85.95 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 9696. | Violet Evergarden (eizen) | 85.95 | 98% | 2019-04-30 |
| 9697. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 85.95 | 96% | 2016-11-26 |
| 9698. | Martin (zarrix) | 85.95 | 93% | 2016-02-16 |
| 9699. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 85.95 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
| 9700. | Kate (kaprese) | 85.95 | 96% | 2012-06-07 |
| 9701. | Amanda (akm879) | 85.94 | 99% | 2017-02-17 |
| 9702. | Ahmad (wajibdiisi) | 85.94 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 9703. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 85.94 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 9704. | komegranate (officerk) | 85.94 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 9705. | No (bambusnippel) | 85.93 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 9706. | Alex (l3attman) | 85.93 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |