The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11986. | Aidan (marvelousjokes) | 96.59 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 11987. | water (watercat10) | 96.59 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 11988. | Tom (turtle961) | 96.59 | 97% | 2013-06-27 |
| 11989. | SomeDude (a_time_to_live) | 96.59 | 96% | 2012-12-29 |
| 11990. | J (yeonoson) | 96.59 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 11991. | Mighty (avengers_2019) | 96.58 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 11992. | Ez (ezpass) | 96.57 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 11993. | Jordan (oyyajojoj) | 96.57 | 92% | 2011-09-29 |
| 11994. | Kian (uls_sanch) | 96.57 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 11995. | Dett (dettero) | 96.57 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 11996. | Joseph (laubaobao) | 96.57 | 94% | 2013-09-20 |
| 11997. | David (dmcchan) | 96.57 | 96% | 2014-05-20 |
| 11998. | love (skaldssss) | 96.56 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 11999. | Alejandro (blizzr) | 96.56 | 92% | 2012-11-13 |
| 12000. | Kayla (kbr9185) | 96.56 | 97% | 2011-12-16 |
| 12001. | pointless (beatitude) | 96.56 | — | 2010-08-28 |
| 12002. | Michael (miri624) | 96.55 | 94% | 2017-04-20 |
| 12003. | Hade (hadze7) | 96.55 | 98% | 2016-03-21 |
| 12004. | Sean (seanigon) | 96.55 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 12005. | Tyler (qtwotebes) | 96.55 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 12006. | Ski (skigodx) | 96.55 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 12007. | Timothy (kadisontsh) | 96.55 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 12008. | JJ (jjcheung24) | 96.55 | 98% | 2011-11-29 |
| 12009. | Jeffrey (jebbythepanda) | 96.55 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 12010. | Hector (starkhalo) | 96.55 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 12011. | aokasokasdsaok (maoiie) | 96.54 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 12012. | Cal (cal2025) | 96.54 | 95% | 2015-08-24 |
| 12013. | Uy (uyvu21) | 96.54 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 12014. | Alien (half_alien) | 96.54 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 12015. | John (xjohnbx) | 96.54 | 96% | 2015-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |