So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31459. | Mustlyn (mustlyn) | 50.41 | 94% | 2023-07-11 |
| 31460. | aashr14 (aashr14) | 50.41 | 95% | 2023-07-21 |
| 31461. | Derek (pieeater289) | 50.41 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 31462. | M4L1AS (m4l1as) | 50.41 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 31463. | Janko (jpirih) | 50.41 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 31464. | ਹਰਮਨਦੀਪ ਕà©... | 50.41 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 31465. | dinger (kupshy) | 50.40 | 89% | 2016-10-11 |
| 31466. | Shynggys (shynggys_kassen) | 50.40 | 94% | 2021-03-20 |
| 31467. | Anson (bluelightning2018) | 50.40 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
| 31468. | Turja (naruto0024) | 50.39 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 31469. | DayPainter (daypainter) | 50.39 | 95% | 2021-12-23 |
| 31470. | pog ur mom (josenplayz127) | 50.39 | 93% | 2021-02-20 |
| 31471. | Nicolai (nicowv) | 50.39 | 90% | 2015-04-13 |
| 31472. | ugly (neodarke) | 50.38 | 84% | 2016-08-05 |
| 31473. | fids (fidsolit) | 50.38 | 95% | 2011-10-29 |
| 31474. | Midou (midou) | 50.38 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 31475. | Shayn (shaynsmkelly) | 50.37 | 96% | 2020-01-01 |
| 31476. | Acwyg (arjung0055) | 50.37 | 94% | 2023-01-01 |
| 31477. | Lecailloux (lecailloux) | 50.37 | 94% | 2020-02-14 |
| 31478. | Markus (mircuzz) | 50.37 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 31479. | Ikhtiyor (ibro34_1) | 50.36 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 31480. | revelyn (revelyntoribio) | 50.36 | 95% | 2013-09-18 |
| 31481. | Logan (yologanyo) | 50.36 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 31482. | jack (pallicord) | 50.36 | 95% | 2015-08-25 |
| 31483. | Relthcaw (mrtalksalot) | 50.35 | 85% | 2016-06-09 |
| 31484. | Dhruv (professor_dc) | 50.35 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 31485. | Alex (alex_66) | 50.35 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 31486. | Yumeko (yumeko_) | 50.35 | 94.8% | 2021-02-10 |
| 31487. | Sazzad Hossain (invisible_r... | 50.35 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 31488. | Cat (catialus) | 50.35 | 95% | 2018-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |