Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4285. | krishna (krishhhhna) | 93.75 | 97% | 2025-07-16 |
| 4286. | Jacob (gadekaja) | 93.75 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 4287. | 99ms (99ms) | 93.73 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
| 4288. | Berk (ncfy) | 93.73 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 4289. | Roma (useflame) | 93.73 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 4290. | Kostas (kostasthefailure) | 93.71 | 97.5% | 2023-10-16 |
| 4291. | jin (jinyt911) | 93.71 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 4292. | keyboardcrusader (ausmanbos... | 93.71 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 4293. | Taxx (taxx) | 93.71 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 4294. | Uhhhhhhh (shidlord) | 93.70 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 4295. | Adamite (adamite2k) | 93.70 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
| 4296. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 93.70 | 100% | 2018-10-16 |
| 4297. | Quan (lolenigmatic) | 93.70 | 91% | 2017-02-06 |
| 4298. | Akir (jneidig) | 93.69 | 98% | 2024-06-29 |
| 4299. | Swerzie (swerzie) | 93.69 | 95% | 2019-12-12 |
| 4300. | Case (arsonistlol) | 93.69 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 4301. | Andrew (andy_pie) | 93.68 | 97.2% | 2024-04-01 |
| 4302. | Ansar (paxaq) | 93.68 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 4303. | Mayank (minkk777) | 93.68 | 96% | 2025-07-15 |
| 4304. | Jordy (mrollie) | 93.68 | 98% | 2018-12-02 |
| 4305. | Michael (hulkmagnet) | 93.67 | 100% | 2023-09-13 |
| 4306. | Kasper (wortzier) | 93.67 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
| 4307. | Sarina (sarinacusumano_) | 93.66 | 98.3% | 2024-12-29 |
| 4308. | Nik (iiirxs) | 93.66 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 4309. | Ignacio (zafren) | 93.65 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 4310. | Melanie (nannymcfig) | 93.64 | 100% | 2018-03-26 |
| 4311. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 93.64 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 4312. | Tellenar (tellenar) | 93.64 | 99% | 2023-01-25 |
| 4313. | Jay (swxvyy4s) | 93.63 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| 4314. | dylan (dywan) | 93.63 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |