I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6433. | Kristyn (klaceylarson) | 95.45 | 94% | 2015-04-18 |
| 6434. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 95.45 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 6435. | Bob (deinosor) | 95.44 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 6436. | adenosineantagonist (adenos... | 95.43 | 96% | 2017-08-04 |
| 6437. | Arrazi (arraziboo) | 95.43 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
| 6438. | kuchsee (kuchsee) | 95.43 | 96% | 2023-11-29 |
| 6439. | j (stojec) | 95.43 | 98% | 2016-06-11 |
| 6440. | Miq (karmik) | 95.43 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| 6441. | Tantowi (typebasic_123) | 95.42 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 6442. | ada (4ex7) | 95.41 | 98% | 2025-07-05 |
| 6443. | John (unikmask) | 95.41 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 6444. | Manik2375 (manik2375) | 95.41 | 97.4% | 2024-04-09 |
| 6445. | Shai (shaichon) | 95.41 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 6446. | triet (trieet117) | 95.41 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 6447. | mike (maykqwe) | 95.41 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 6448. | hplr (rkg0612) | 95.41 | 99% | 2018-10-24 |
| 6449. | ash (lucielowo) | 95.40 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 6450. | VietcongTyper (hidevn) | 95.40 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 6451. | mingw (mingw) | 95.40 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 6452. | chie (lotusimpact) | 95.39 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 6453. | Blazian444 (blazian444) | 95.39 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 6454. | mscassady13 (mscassady13) | 95.39 | 97.3% | 2024-07-21 |
| 6455. | henlo (ireason) | 95.39 | 95% | 2015-05-20 |
| 6456. | Sssaajj (sanjisan) | 95.38 | 98.5% | 2023-07-24 |
| 6457. | Jason (ninjastar777) | 95.38 | 96% | 2015-10-17 |
| 6458. | Megan (meganchua) | 95.38 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
| 6459. | Amateur Hacker (st26042004) | 95.37 | 97.1% | 2023-07-16 |
| 6460. | (needforaccuracy) | 95.37 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 6461. | Esme (esmeb56) | 95.37 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 6462. | Aspen (cmbradiation) | 95.36 | 98% | 2023-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |