The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19982. | Janne (thepopstardude) | 72.21 | 93% | 2016-07-20 |
| 19983. | Tiratore (tiratorejem) | 72.21 | 95% | 2019-09-29 |
| 19984. | James (hnirvana) | 72.21 | 97.3% | 2023-05-15 |
| 19985. | allmylife102 (allmylife102) | 72.21 | 92% | 2011-05-22 |
| 19986. | _ (abayto) | 72.21 | 96% | 2016-05-09 |
| 19987. | MR C (collieflower) | 72.20 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 19988. | Sankalp (tablaboi) | 72.20 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 19989. | Muhammad (xxvv) | 72.20 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 19990. | vijayasaradhi (vijayasaradhi) | 72.20 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 19991. | mh9r (mh9r) | 72.20 | 99% | 2017-12-12 |
| 19992. | Tom (tgbrooks) | 72.20 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 19993. | Hoc (hochopjung) | 72.20 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 19994. | Maarten (mrtnrs) | 72.20 | 96% | 2013-05-04 |
| 19995. | Shaira (misshaira) | 72.20 | 92% | 2012-06-14 |
| 19996. | Nicole (jad101228) | 72.20 | 94% | 2014-01-20 |
| 19997. | Huỳnh Minh Hướng (huon... | 72.20 | 94% | 2011-06-27 |
| 19998. | Marc (moonbounce) | 72.19 | 86% | 2015-12-14 |
| 19999. | Amro (hummus18_) | 72.19 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 20000. | Gum (gumwrapper) | 72.19 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 20001. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 72.19 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 20002. | Rushit (rushit) | 72.19 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 20003. | Staci (stacirenee) | 72.19 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 20004. | Julie (missballerina) | 72.19 | 95% | 2013-11-19 |
| 20005. | mingw (mingw) | 72.19 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 20006. | 2nerla (2nerla) | 72.18 | 94% | 2014-10-13 |
| 20007. | jeff (lovvy) | 72.18 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 20008. | 043v897s (previouslol) | 72.18 | 93% | 2020-10-18 |
| 20009. | Rachel (rachelboey) | 72.18 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 20010. | Markus (nesci) | 72.18 | 96% | 2013-04-03 |
| 20011. | Ashish (almessi10) | 72.17 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |