So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16960. | Mechanical (kheeze) | 72.66 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 16961. | (bautiz) | 72.66 | 96% | 2012-05-22 |
| 16962. | (tyjac1) | 72.66 | 99% | 2011-06-23 |
| 16963. | (membrane) | 72.66 | 94% | 2016-10-23 |
| 16964. | (manelvm) | 72.66 | 89% | 2015-06-04 |
| 16965. | brodie (monke8) | 72.65 | 94.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 16966. | Jeremy (definee) | 72.65 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 16967. | Achraf (achrafixo) | 72.65 | 96.9% | 2023-11-03 |
| 16968. | Shawn (swampert360) | 72.65 | 89% | 2014-10-08 |
| 16969. | Cam (camduong) | 72.65 | 95% | 2012-08-15 |
| 16970. | Kunal (agarwaltechniques) | 72.65 | 92% | 2012-04-25 |
| 16971. | Kewa (kev24680) | 72.64 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 16972. | jack (suckyourmum2021) | 72.64 | 95% | 2023-06-20 |
| 16973. | (lindsayw4) | 72.64 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 16974. | Andrei (sobercheg) | 72.64 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 16975. | jakub (jakub177) | 72.64 | 94% | 2016-12-07 |
| 16976. | (brucejamesmonge) | 72.63 | 89% | 2015-11-18 |
| 16977. | (cuewitiwat) | 72.63 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 16978. | (haavga) | 72.63 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 16979. | (jbattista) | 72.63 | 95% | 2014-01-21 |
| 16980. | Q (whaletrutle) | 72.63 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 16981. | (codh) | 72.63 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 16982. | (mindmyself) | 72.63 | 95% | 2012-10-26 |
| 16983. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 72.62 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 16984. | (tvu812) | 72.62 | 99% | 2022-02-20 |
| 16985. | (xiiaofire) | 72.62 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 16986. | (mosabreda53) | 72.62 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 16987. | (dabesttypr) | 72.62 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 16988. | (caspr333) | 72.62 | 96.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 16989. | Uriel (uriel1217) | 72.62 | 98% | 2017-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |