The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23459. | Modern (modernc) | 71.06 | 95% | 2024-02-25 | 
| 23460. | June (june_cool) | 71.06 | 96% | 2024-02-28 | 
| 23461. | PoonDagger (bugchaps) | 71.06 | 97% | 2024-04-10 | 
| 23462. | Enzo (lobster_jesus) | 71.06 | 97% | 2021-05-15 | 
| 23463. | Chuck (chuckemre1998) | 71.06 | 97% | 2025-08-21 | 
| 23464. | bean (meepingtaco) | 71.06 | 96.4% | 2023-11-16 | 
| 23465. | Arman (armangh) | 71.06 | 92% | 2014-12-01 | 
| 23466. | Patrick (pat23) | 71.06 | 96% | 2024-05-23 | 
| 23467. | tuan.luu (chucphuc) | 71.06 | — | 2010-06-13 | 
| 23468. | johann (juski) | 71.06 | — | 2011-01-28 | 
| 23469. | rgnf (bodnarr) | 71.05 | 95% | 2025-08-05 | 
| 23470. | Yasmine (gminorsmama) | 71.05 | 99% | 2025-04-06 | 
| 23471. | slowpoke (cseslowpoke) | 71.05 | 97% | 2022-10-27 | 
| 23472. | Khassan (kheldebek) | 71.05 | 95% | 2021-05-31 | 
| 23473. | radical (xradicalalien) | 71.05 | 94% | 2017-04-14 | 
| 23474. | Paul (handel1) | 71.05 | 95% | 2013-05-29 | 
| 23475. | Big Balla (dr_lafferty) | 71.04 | 97% | 2025-03-18 | 
| 23476. | MINCER (mincer) | 71.04 | 95% | 2025-05-10 | 
| 23477. | xhulio (lighting11) | 71.04 | 97.8% | 2024-10-24 | 
| 23478. | WaddlyPenguin (waddlypenguin) | 71.04 | 96.8% | 2024-05-27 | 
| 23479. | Rick (bambinooo) | 71.04 | 88% | 2011-12-12 | 
| 23480. | Nikita (zubrailx) | 71.04 | 98% | 2022-06-03 | 
| 23481. | Jesse (bleedobsidian) | 71.04 | 96% | 2021-02-26 | 
| 23482. | Timothy (timothyqwerty) | 71.04 | 97% | 2020-10-15 | 
| 23483. | Phil (phll2) | 71.04 | 90% | 2015-01-14 | 
| 23484. | John Roberts (akira_john) | 71.03 | 94% | 2025-03-13 | 
| 23485. | qfrank26 (qfrank26) | 71.03 | 97% | 2024-01-31 | 
| 23486. | yaw (powitsyaw) | 71.03 | 97.6% | 2024-03-22 | 
| 23487. | N (crazycalm007) | 71.03 | 96% | 2021-06-09 | 
| 23488. | Liquid (liquidlemon) | 71.03 | 97% | 2017-10-20 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 | 
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 | 
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |