The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7023. | cliff (cilff) | 52.89 | 95% | 2014-01-07 |
| 7024. | Fri5day (wongkokpin) | 52.89 | 95% | 2014-07-01 |
| 7025. | Sumner Smith (smithtwin4win) | 52.89 | 94% | 2022-09-03 |
| 7026. | Vorph (wogvorph) | 52.88 | 92% | 2013-04-21 |
| 7027. | sally (creamdonut) | 52.88 | 92% | 2011-09-22 |
| 7028. | Anh (mrmoon) | 52.88 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 7029. | Pranoy (promax) | 52.88 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
| 7030. | Eevee (littleeevee) | 52.88 | 94% | 2012-05-15 |
| 7031. | Milan (milanmilan) | 52.88 | 97% | 2015-02-05 |
| 7032. | Daniel (fauxpas) | 52.87 | 87% | 2015-11-18 |
| 7033. | anurag (sabanurag) | 52.87 | 95% | 2017-08-19 |
| 7034. | Turtle (ninjaturtle) | 52.87 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 7035. | Locomotion22 (locomotion22) | 52.87 | 93% | 2020-04-01 |
| 7036. | Matilda (lucyloo05) | 52.87 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
| 7037. | Tri-ni-frappe (original11) | 52.87 | 95% | 2014-10-25 |
| 7038. | Quzrin (quzrin) | 52.86 | 87% | 2012-11-07 |
| 7039. | Sovit (fredsa) | 52.85 | 99% | 2014-12-03 |
| 7040. | richard (zift) | 52.85 | 93% | 2015-02-24 |
| 7041. | yaniv (atiedturtle) | 52.85 | 95% | 2015-04-18 |
| 7042. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 52.85 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 7043. | wifftees (wifftees) | 52.85 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 7044. | Naga (harriersuv) | 52.85 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 7045. | kawaii (kfiri547) | 52.85 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 7046. | Toan Thang (thang9977) | 52.84 | 91% | 2011-10-19 |
| 7047. | Letty (lettym) | 52.84 | 95% | 2013-01-13 |
| 7048. | Dias (vdios) | 52.84 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 7049. | Alberto (nurdle) | 52.84 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 7050. | SPEED (draven101) | 52.84 | 82% | 2016-09-30 |
| 7051. | BB (bbusey99) | 52.84 | 92% | 2012-03-23 |
| 7052. | i need more practice (bobzki) | 52.84 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |