I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8549. | Fritz (lord_fritz) | 93.27 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 8550. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 93.27 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 8551. | ChangeS (changes99) | 93.27 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 8552. | Jack (luiden) | 93.27 | 98% | 2017-01-22 |
| 8553. | G (yursefin) | 93.27 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8554. | Brain (catch_2222) | 93.26 | 96.1% | 2025-04-12 |
| 8555. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 93.26 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 8556. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 93.26 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 8557. | Franklin (flipfloppm) | 93.26 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 8558. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 93.26 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 8559. | Oleg (braga01) | 93.26 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 8560. | haiman (h41man) | 93.25 | 99% | 2023-06-27 |
| 8561. | reach211 (reach211) | 93.25 | 99% | 2024-05-13 |
| 8562. | Euro (euro2017) | 93.25 | 98% | 2018-07-08 |
| 8563. | gloez (gloez) | 93.25 | 99.4% | 2024-05-19 |
| 8564. | Rafsun (rafsunit) | 93.25 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 8565. | Elaine (purple2094) | 93.24 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 8566. | tstats[_jamin_] (_jamin_) | 93.24 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 8567. | Tinumír (tinumir) | 93.24 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 8568. | michael (mikeyjohn) | 93.24 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 8569. | scy (scyvill) | 93.24 | 94% | 2018-04-23 |
| 8570. | Charlie (charlieinthebox) | 93.22 | 97.2% | 2023-12-06 |
| 8571. | Alex (khanis1) | 93.22 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 8572. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 93.22 | 99% | 2022-01-26 |
| 8573. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 93.21 | 97.2% | 2025-04-05 |
| 8574. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 93.20 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 8575. | karlie (hydexuniverse) | 93.20 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 8576. | Panos (panos7) | 93.20 | 99% | 2017-10-05 |
| 8577. | Sam (busiclucho) | 93.20 | 98% | 2019-07-24 |
| 8578. | Charlotte (truest) | 93.19 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |