So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13085. | Donna (ereda) | 79.60 | 95% | 2012-10-20 |
| 13086. | Catalin (art_vendelay) | 79.60 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 13087. | Deborah (kittenkindness) | 79.59 | 98% | 2014-01-08 |
| 13088. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 79.59 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 13089. | Zhartas (zhartas) | 79.59 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 13090. | Noah (scone) | 79.59 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 13091. | shoop (crimmsy) | 79.59 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 13092. | Chibi (xchilla) | 79.59 | 92% | 2014-12-04 |
| 13093. | Steven (mianosm) | 79.59 | 96% | 2014-08-14 |
| 13094. | Shelby (typo5) | 79.59 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 13095. | Yuji (gugox10) | 79.59 | 90% | 2016-04-05 |
| 13096. | Julia (ilovepink) | 79.59 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 13097. | yurk (yurk) | 79.59 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
| 13098. | Josh (breezychain) | 79.59 | 97% | 2013-09-19 |
| 13099. | Douglas (dougiej) | 79.58 | 94% | 2014-03-22 |
| 13100. | Riceball (riceballer) | 79.58 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
| 13101. | Commander (sirloinofbeef) | 79.57 | 88% | 2014-03-04 |
| 13102. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 79.57 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 13103. | MattTheDev (mdscranton) | 79.57 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 13104. | P. (psilva00) | 79.57 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 13105. | Mikey (mikeybox) | 79.57 | 82% | 2013-12-03 |
| 13106. | Niek (revenants) | 79.57 | 91% | 2014-02-03 |
| 13107. | Can't Catch Me (crzydude091) | 79.57 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 13108. | Raja (rajamalik2004) | 79.57 | 98% | 2013-04-09 |
| 13109. | FrostTaco (frosttaco) | 79.56 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 13110. | Lucas (lucassmithhhh) | 79.56 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 13111. | Des (desl) | 79.56 | 95% | 2021-11-23 |
| 13112. | Дидакус (didacus) | 79.56 | 100% | 2021-11-24 |
| 13113. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 79.56 | 97% | 2014-11-08 |
| 13114. | mscassady13 (mscassady13) | 79.56 | 94% | 2014-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |