As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17526. | Nungkha (nungkha) | 66.54 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
17527. | Joshua (sokubaku) | 66.54 | 95% | 2016-01-04 |
17528. | Matej (mattfid) | 66.54 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
17529. | Murielle (muurmand) | 66.53 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
17530. | Douglas (torm3nted) | 66.53 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
17531. | parsa (parsa_ktz) | 66.53 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
17532. | Lloyd (aconfusedwalrus) | 66.53 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
17533. | Adi (unsio) | 66.52 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
17534. | Key (dirtyqwerty) | 66.52 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
17535. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 66.52 | 94% | 2022-12-17 |
17536. | Rafael (rollinblackout) | 66.52 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
17537. | Henn0871 (henn0871) | 66.52 | 86% | 2015-06-12 |
17538. | Alikhan (alikhanzhamankhan_... | 66.51 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
17539. | Arvind (arvindlamba454) | 66.51 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
17540. | Ashwani (ashwani45) | 66.51 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
17541. | j (potatostock) | 66.51 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
17542. | The Epsilon (epsilon__) | 66.50 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
17543. | Jdan (mikey112) | 66.50 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
17544. | Shree (shreejo) | 66.50 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
17545. | justin (justinle0110) | 66.50 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
17546. | Elias (the_dovah) | 66.50 | 95% | 2021-12-27 |
17547. | eagle (e4gle) | 66.50 | 98% | 2021-09-03 |
17548. | szuchi (schuang) | 66.50 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
17549. | Antonio (monpig) | 66.50 | 94% | 2016-04-25 |
17550. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 66.50 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
17551. | Mr. Modi (ankit_69) | 66.49 | 95% | 2023-03-03 |
17552. | ChangeS (changes99) | 66.49 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
17553. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 66.49 | 99% | 2021-06-30 |
17554. | Pieter (umbravanlocks) | 66.48 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
17555. | Niranjan (sorima) | 66.47 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |