Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 290. | ⠈⠁ᵀ ᴱ ᴵ ᴸ ᴼ... | 115.97 | 99% | 2019-05-18 |
| 291. | totoro (xiangchen) | 115.91 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 292. | LeSirH (lesirh) | 115.85 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 293. | (khronic) | 115.84 | 99% | 2019-08-10 |
| 294. | Ω (tunfisk) | 115.73 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 295. | Meh (meh321) | 115.70 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 296. | Kristian (krisyss) | 115.70 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 297. | naclytyper (nikhila) | 115.62 | 100% | 2019-02-16 |
| 298. | pillbug (cwilkinson) | 115.62 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 299. | purplefr|ction (tesla_diesel) | 115.53 | 99% | 2018-04-10 |
| 300. | nq (surfer_rosa) | 115.50 | 98% | 2017-12-23 |
| 301. | David (elhipercubo) | 115.47 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 302. | top 10 quitter fosho (josasim) | 115.41 | 97% | 2019-12-28 |
| 303. | A (fluffyx30037) | 115.39 | 99% | 2021-08-15 |
| 304. | Lance (laance) | 115.34 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 305. | spooty (spooty) | 115.27 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 306. | Mikey (miket349) | 115.24 | 99% | 2019-03-29 |
| 307. | Jim (ifeelhyper) | 115.22 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 308. | Andrew (nosingaround) | 115.17 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| 309. | mthd. (pjayys) | 114.96 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
| 310. | Arie (viceadmiralalexeistukov) | 114.91 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 311. | suiso (suisosan) | 114.87 | 99% | 2017-09-03 |
| 312. | Dana (danayi) | 114.77 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 313. | Carl (realrealyalan) | 114.62 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 314. | Jason (jdrawmer86) | 114.57 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 315. | Alex (all_grey) | 114.40 | 99% | 2017-10-28 |
| 316. | kweg (kweg) | 114.29 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 317. | . (speedyant) | 114.27 | 99% | 2018-07-15 |
| 318. | Remagi (remagi) | 114.26 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 319. | Jason (imschleep) | 114.17 | 98% | 2018-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |