I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9002. | Nathaniel (starpiratecraft) | 88.37 | 99% | 2016-10-17 |
| 9003. | Am1n (vividus) | 88.36 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 9004. | Nootch (nootch) | 88.36 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 9005. | Becca (beccamata96) | 88.36 | 96% | 2016-02-08 |
| 9006. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 88.36 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 9007. | LoseYourMind (csq_) | 88.36 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
| 9008. | David (handsome_mango) | 88.35 | 98.5% | 2025-01-30 |
| 9009. | John (typefastnutfaster) | 88.35 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 9010. | Nutty (ryanand1) | 88.34 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
| 9011. | Manoj (chvsmanoj) | 88.34 | 95% | 2015-06-28 |
| 9012. | Slugmaster (slugmaster) | 88.34 | 95% | 2016-08-20 |
| 9013. | Ben (bacco) | 88.33 | 99% | 2018-01-25 |
| 9014. | Hans (hansvg) | 88.33 | 96.9% | 2024-08-23 |
| 9015. | hazmel (mesba7) | 88.33 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 9016. | RiP (robertsr4l) | 88.33 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9017. | David (davidrules123) | 88.33 | 97% | 2017-11-29 |
| 9018. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 88.32 | 97% | 2024-01-16 |
| 9019. | Marxal 㥅 (mcmontilde) | 88.32 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 9020. | BLACK★ROCK SHOOTER (seik) | 88.32 | 90% | 2016-07-09 |
| 9021. | 🌠Rubby🌠 (mikerubby) | 88.32 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 9022. | nivedh (n43527) | 88.31 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 9023. | Tibbies (tibbies) | 88.31 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9024. | Petri (akheron) | 88.31 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
| 9025. | Alex (wu2481632) | 88.30 | 93% | 2015-09-12 |
| 9026. | Alek (aszarans) | 88.30 | 93% | 2016-07-14 |
| 9027. | Guðjón (krotari) | 88.30 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 9028. | Abdo (zxiest) | 88.30 | 97% | 2024-07-28 |
| 9029. | Tyler (standishman25) | 88.30 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 9030. | CrackedProgrammer (k_u_s_h_... | 88.29 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
| 9031. | AngelCaveGTI (angelcavegtio... | 88.28 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |