Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3752. | YS (stramba5) | 65.50 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3753. | e (atheneye) | 65.49 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 3754. | Maruken (maruken) | 65.49 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 3755. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 65.49 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 3756. | Noah (iexcelerate) | 65.47 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 3757. | Thomas (isnotavailable_isno... | 65.47 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 3758. | shadmehr (megacrocodile) | 65.45 | 94% | 2021-08-09 |
| 3759. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 65.45 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3760. | Aurimas (auripay) | 65.44 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 3761. | Not (muharemovic123) | 65.43 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 3762. | Keago (keago) | 65.42 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3763. | H A N S (hans_bk) | 65.41 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 3764. | jim (mrsista) | 65.38 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3765. | Magz (magzse7en) | 65.38 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3766. | Josh (draveenn) | 65.36 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 3767. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 65.36 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3768. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 65.34 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 3769. | Vivaldi (anandmathew2007@gm... | 65.33 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 3770. | Rene (princesskaoru16) | 65.31 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3771. | Toby (porkylad) | 65.30 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3772. | carter (cdog980) | 65.30 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 3773. | Keen (commander_keen) | 65.29 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3774. | Unaesthetic (ddferddfer) | 65.28 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 3775. | Paris (stephendegrasse) | 65.28 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 3776. | Max (mknee354) | 65.27 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 3777. | Lachie (tortoisenothing) | 65.26 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
| 3778. | Devis (devisevianus) | 65.25 | 96% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3779. | nizika (shouronpou) | 65.24 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3780. | Migs (migsyyy) | 65.24 | 94% | 2018-07-22 |
| 3781. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 65.24 | 96% | 2019-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |