As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8340. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 87.10 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
8341. | ballerbigger (ballerbigger) | 87.09 | 98% | 2024-04-22 |
8342. | Peter (ilovekendralust) | 87.09 | 97% | 2016-12-05 |
8343. | Franklin (endlessbdc) | 87.09 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
8344. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 87.09 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
8345. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 87.09 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
8346. | Twirkin Meerkat (ochu) | 87.09 | 95% | 2015-12-29 |
8347. | Oskar (gloomytwirl) | 87.09 | 91% | 2015-05-04 |
8348. | Sean (wagdatto) | 87.08 | 97% | 2015-04-30 |
8349. | tstats[rajini_taliva] (raji... | 87.08 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
8350. | Yahya (yahyasahar) | 87.08 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
8351. | Jenerikk (jenerikk) | 87.07 | 97.2% | 2023-10-03 |
8352. | Kevin (tigon_ridge) | 87.07 | 99% | 2021-09-18 |
8353. | Alexandros (axemic) | 87.07 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
8354. | rg (rg69) | 87.07 | 97% | 2015-04-05 |
8355. | Aproop (aproop) | 87.07 | 94% | 2016-04-08 |
8356. | Herosteve (herostevekggp) | 87.06 | 96.7% | 2024-04-01 |
8357. | Brother (fancyasspigeon) | 87.06 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
8358. | Đức (dinhduc2601) | 87.06 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
8359. | gupta (gupta01) | 87.06 | 97% | 2017-03-10 |
8360. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 87.06 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
8361. | dd (no_stress) | 87.05 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
8362. | linkai (linkaixd) | 87.05 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
8363. | Damien (bluetooth5) | 87.04 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
8364. | sylo (syllogismos) | 87.04 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
8365. | Sean (metrognome12) | 87.03 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
8366. | いつき (huywee) | 87.03 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
8367. | An (binhanle65) | 87.03 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
8368. | Kyle (badadc) | 87.03 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
8369. | rideler (rideler) | 87.02 | 99.5% | 2024-11-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |