The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18259. | aka49 (aka49) | 74.46 | 89% | 2016-11-17 |
| 18260. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 74.45 | 96% | 2023-08-04 |
| 18261. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 74.45 | 95% | 2015-07-27 |
| 18262. | Alvent (alvendwinata98) | 74.45 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 18263. | travdong (travdong) | 74.45 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 18264. | imuri (imuripacheco) | 74.45 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 18265. | Pratik (puffthemagicdragon) | 74.45 | 97% | 2012-07-27 |
| 18266. | Dogcum (dogcumanalboy) | 74.44 | 99% | 2019-03-19 |
| 18267. | Ankit (ankit0) | 74.44 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 18268. | David (emacsuser) | 74.44 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 18269. | Stuipedd (stuipedd) | 74.44 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
| 18270. | kermit (kermit_thefrog) | 74.44 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 18271. | MikeyS (mcsj120) | 74.43 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 18272. | Morten (mort276c) | 74.43 | 96% | 2015-02-08 |
| 18273. | GT24--- (gt24) | 74.43 | 97% | 2013-11-02 |
| 18274. | elazer (elazer) | 74.43 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 18275. | Zach (soradogoof) | 74.42 | 98% | 2013-03-20 |
| 18276. | Rahul (jakatir) | 74.42 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 18277. | eigh (eigh) | 74.42 | 94% | 2015-11-01 |
| 18278. | Andrew (kirbyslayer) | 74.42 | 92% | 2012-06-23 |
| 18279. | Sean (seansmk17) | 74.42 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 18280. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 74.42 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 18281. | Gail (gailrickman@yahoo.com) | 74.42 | 98% | 2015-03-15 |
| 18282. | Starlika (blopblop) | 74.41 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 18283. | Hsrada (hsrada) | 74.41 | 94% | 2014-08-16 |
| 18284. | Rajesh (rajeshsharma) | 74.41 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 18285. | Wroom (a_a_a) | 74.41 | 97% | 2013-03-12 |
| 18286. | MysteryManGuy (mysterymanguy) | 74.40 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 18287. | Bluebear (bluebear69) | 74.40 | 97% | 2012-05-05 |
| 18288. | baker (bm_anas) | 74.40 | 97% | 2012-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |