I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9550. | Alstr (alstr) | 90.60 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 9551. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 90.60 | 98.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9552. | spelling (spellingglitch) | 90.60 | 100% | 2022-03-18 |
| 9553. | Toms (nak56) | 90.59 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 9554. | tobiah (darktilrisen) | 90.58 | 95% | 2017-05-18 |
| 9555. | Josiah (josiah_cw) | 90.58 | 100% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9556. | Ler (soospooky) | 90.58 | 99% | 2020-08-29 |
| 9557. | John (typist426) | 90.58 | 99% | 2017-02-07 |
| 9558. | Mohamed (mohamed_bakr) | 90.57 | 98.8% | 2025-05-28 |
| 9559. | Ezra (arzenn) | 90.57 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 9560. | Moist (soggysam) | 90.57 | 99% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9561. | Callum (ck98zz) | 90.57 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 9562. | RandomGamer (random_gamerdxd) | 90.56 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 9563. | idk man (ithatme) | 90.56 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 9564. | yomamahoe (wickedsoul) | 90.56 | 95% | 2018-10-15 |
| 9565. | Great (synergy__) | 90.56 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 9566. | dreadex (dreadex) | 90.55 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 9567. | Mike (mike_121) | 90.55 | 96.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 9568. | Matttthius (mattthius) | 90.55 | 96% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9569. | eitches (m1lkbag) | 90.55 | 98% | 2018-03-03 |
| 9570. | Raymond (droid_za) | 90.54 | 100% | 2024-04-04 |
| 9571. | John (bsy6766) | 90.54 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9572. | TKP (thekillerproyt) | 90.54 | 97% | 2017-06-20 |
| 9573. | ace (pressctrlandw) | 90.53 | 99% | 2022-07-04 |
| 9574. | Lucas (ceebzz) | 90.53 | 99% | 2020-07-18 |
| 9575. | Dom (domdaleo) | 90.52 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 9576. | Dylan (djdobish) | 90.52 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 9577. | Christian (crash1233) | 90.52 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 9578. | Mike Hunt (taimantypesfast) | 90.51 | 97.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9579. | Jamie (cadman6) | 90.51 | 98.2% | 2024-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |