You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1952. | Theo (masterniceguy) | 74.66 | 95% | 2019-07-20 |
| 1953. | Ron (ronald2) | 74.66 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1954. | Theodor (chocorolls) | 74.64 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1955. | Lidia (pinguinthecity) | 74.64 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
| 1956. | Louis (hlouis) | 74.54 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| 1957. | Koby (basedone) | 74.52 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
| 1958. | Yaleth (yalethc) | 74.49 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1959. | Pyren (pyren83) | 74.49 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 1960. | 🤓 (unicorn101010) | 74.49 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 1961. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 74.49 | 97% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1962. | Water (water8500) | 74.47 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
| 1963. | Nico (clarencenico) | 74.47 | 94% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1964. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 74.46 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1965. | Michael (mikey_is_boss04) | 74.44 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 1966. | Rico (satoshi44) | 74.42 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1967. | shui (sammi76) | 74.41 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 1968. | Mike (mike9090) | 74.39 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 1969. | olari (olaridv) | 74.36 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 1970. | Declan (deccazz) | 74.35 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1971. | Bob (bobzeecommy) | 74.34 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1972. | McQueen (moareprops) | 74.26 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 1973. | Paper (spamllama) | 74.26 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
| 1974. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 74.25 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1975. | Elio (elio1) | 74.23 | 95% | 2019-07-12 |
| 1976. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 74.23 | 95% | 2019-06-11 |
| 1977. | tranman1118 (tranman1118) | 74.22 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 1978. | Happy (ragtag) | 74.22 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 1979. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 74.20 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1980. | Filip (filiprei) | 74.17 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 1981. | bo (biznessmun) | 74.13 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |