The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35427. | Ignacio (synthbass) | 58.97 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 35428. | 3NKRYPT (3nkrypt) | 58.97 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 35429. | Hoa (karaihana) | 58.97 | 97% | 2012-06-14 |
| 35430. | Sonam (sonamtobgyal) | 58.97 | 93% | 2011-11-16 |
| 35431. | Srihas (blooddena) | 58.96 | 93% | 2019-11-07 |
| 35432. | Thomas (todadqa) | 58.96 | 88% | 2015-09-05 |
| 35433. | Velonik (velonik_12) | 58.96 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 35434. | Gabriel (datsgabs) | 58.96 | 93% | 2020-08-19 |
| 35435. | Aaron (necro) | 58.96 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 35436. | Doofy (bwarkee) | 58.96 | 97% | 2013-06-19 |
| 35437. | Yash (yomat) | 58.95 | 99% | 2016-07-09 |
| 35438. | omar CH (omarchaouch) | 58.95 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
| 35439. | CaptROGER (captroger) | 58.95 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
| 35440. | Poebusss (poebusss) | 58.95 | 95% | 2016-08-06 |
| 35441. | Bridget (bahns) | 58.95 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 35442. | Alex (xenocid) | 58.95 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
| 35443. | Rooddjy (lonewinner11) | 58.94 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 35444. | chasen (chasen312) | 58.94 | 99% | 2013-01-08 |
| 35445. | hendra (cemploen_23) | 58.94 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 35446. | Mike (mike777) | 58.94 | 97% | 2014-08-07 |
| 35447. | Rachelle Walker (rachellewa... | 58.93 | 98% | 2023-10-16 |
| 35448. | slimeboi (slimeboi) | 58.93 | 92.9% | 2021-03-01 |
| 35449. | Speeder (atspeeder) | 58.93 | 96% | 2017-05-11 |
| 35450. | Uni (whenuniqueusername) | 58.92 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 35451. | Declan (declanisfast) | 58.92 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
| 35452. | ^_^ (325onthedashboard) | 58.92 | 97.6% | 2023-10-14 |
| 35453. | Charles (kyaw12) | 58.92 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 35454. | Rageon (rageon718) | 58.92 | 95% | 2021-11-12 |
| 35455. | Noah (kasher) | 58.92 | 93% | 2012-02-26 |
| 35456. | Quang Trung (rikateamovt1) | 58.91 | 95% | 2019-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |