It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3493. | goobe (ilikescheese) | 66.53 | 95% | 2020-10-08 |
| 3494. | Honey (thehoneyinspector) | 66.50 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 3495. | Cody (codst_lh) | 66.50 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 3496. | (shaun022) | 66.50 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 3497. | David (king_cao1) | 66.49 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 3498. | Ant Hill (ant_hill) | 66.49 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3499. | nani1999 (shanmukraj) | 66.49 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3500. | Lewis (kingkurffuffle) | 66.48 | 95% | 2019-02-07 |
| 3501. | Work (worklife) | 66.48 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 3502. | Rizki (rizki_ananda) | 66.48 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 3503. | Andrew (aakay_why_e) | 66.47 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 3504. | Brainaic (brainaic) | 66.43 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 3505. | Sam (lingbing) | 66.41 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 3506. | Hugh (atticush99) | 66.39 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3507. | dota (dotaramen) | 66.38 | 98% | 2018-06-25 |
| 3508. | Bernie (bernie557) | 66.37 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 3509. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 66.36 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 3510. | cse_kyle (cse_kyle) | 66.35 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 3511. | 2dnas (2dnas) | 66.34 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 3512. | Theo (theog) | 66.34 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 3513. | Kristian (forcepain) | 66.34 | 94% | 2020-05-27 |
| 3514. | Dannielle (dannidcmbr) | 66.32 | 94% | 2019-11-16 |
| 3515. | Alex (orfan1120) | 66.32 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3516. | Miguel (miguelpro) | 66.31 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
| 3517. | Brian (mosagaming) | 66.30 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3518. | JayBee (jaythebee) | 66.30 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3519. | jan (torridfyre) | 66.29 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 3520. | eugene paul (itdrmts) | 66.29 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 3521. | Olivia (the_ok) | 66.28 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3522. | Ken (waterlemon48) | 66.27 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |