So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15305. | ^_^ (fuuje) | 76.09 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 15306. | Johanesic (johanesic) | 76.09 | 96.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15307. | CelerySticks (whatan0b) | 76.09 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 15308. | Treefitty (treefitty) | 76.09 | 95% | 2013-05-15 |
| 15309. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 76.09 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
| 15310. | Ten Slow Fingers (monkey_ty... | 76.08 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 15311. | burger (jill1522) | 76.08 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 15312. | Red lights (blazemkwii) | 76.08 | 98% | 2014-12-20 |
| 15313. | Basherte (basherte) | 76.08 | 93% | 2012-09-21 |
| 15314. | Facundo (facundof13) | 76.07 | 90% | 2012-02-13 |
| 15315. | Christian (breeboy) | 76.07 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 15316. | Jason (jasjelly14) | 76.07 | 91% | 2013-11-18 |
| 15317. | Adrian (zack491) | 76.07 | 97% | 2015-06-27 |
| 15318. | happy eid greetings mehvish... | 76.07 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 15319. | ā” (otomo) | 76.07 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 15320. | Deron (derontypistpianoplayer) | 76.07 | 95% | 2011-09-11 |
| 15321. | Chatham (cala95) | 76.06 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
| 15322. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 76.06 | 91% | 2016-02-11 |
| 15323. | Alexander (jopler) | 76.06 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 15324. | Ethan (freeeeese) | 76.06 | 92% | 2017-04-05 |
| 15325. | Kevin (baeyoona) | 76.06 | 90% | 2015-11-14 |
| 15326. | Aaron (cocotato) | 76.06 | 94% | 2016-05-02 |
| 15327. | Melissa (mmuiz001) | 76.05 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
| 15328. | Ali (amizan8653) | 76.05 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 15329. | Benny (quads) | 76.05 | 95.4% | 2021-02-28 |
| 15330. | Lobsterš¦ (itisu127) | 76.05 | 96.2% | 2023-10-15 |
| 15331. | Gray (ryodansai) | 76.05 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 15332. | 3rd Place (bomtombadil) | 76.05 | 98% | 2014-06-23 |
| 15333. | jimmy (phong_nguyen296) | 76.05 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 15334. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 76.05 | 91% | 2017-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |