As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6017. | Joey (joey1313) | 94.37 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
6018. | Mikael (mahorkankasvattaja) | 94.36 | 97.6% | 2023-07-19 |
6019. | Connor (craposo7) | 94.36 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
6020. | greg (drsharc) | 94.36 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
6021. | gabroo (sajeev) | 94.35 | 97% | 2025-01-02 |
6022. | Aztec (aztecmochi) | 94.35 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
6023. | Clayton (boxxylols) | 94.35 | 92% | 2016-05-20 |
6024. | Revan (revanchist) | 94.34 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
6025. | JaMussCraft (jamusscraft) | 94.34 | 98% | 2024-01-28 |
6026. | msiu (martinmksiu) | 94.34 | 83% | 2017-05-20 |
6027. | BushMaid (bushmaid) | 94.33 | 94% | 2015-12-09 |
6028. | badplayer (idk213) | 94.33 | 95% | 2022-07-18 |
6029. | Vagabond (omonbobo) | 94.33 | 100% | 2018-10-26 |
6030. | Kubalo (kubalo) | 94.33 | 96% | 2020-06-03 |
6031. | Vijay (pattisapu) | 94.33 | 91% | 2015-07-01 |
6032. | Alex (scorpion_563) | 94.33 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
6033. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 94.32 | 96% | 2023-04-15 |
6034. | Richard (beingasian) | 94.32 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
6035. | Miguel (migs985) | 94.32 | 98% | 2017-08-23 |
6036. | PAID ISRAEL (dnatrixene135) | 94.32 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
6037. | ango (rfthefinal) | 94.31 | 97.3% | 2024-09-01 |
6038. | Sewnkin (sewnkin23gg) | 94.31 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
6039. | Andrew (andrewt14320) | 94.31 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
6040. | Derpy Stingray (ernchenghoo) | 94.31 | 96.9% | 2023-12-28 |
6041. | garbage (_the_bacon) | 94.31 | 95% | 2017-07-06 |
6042. | Gramoz (gramozkr) | 94.30 | 91% | 2016-08-06 |
6043. | Heufy (heufy) | 94.30 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
6044. | Momoteta (momoteta) | 94.30 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
6045. | code_brains (coderider) | 94.29 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
6046. | Don (donrocks211) | 94.29 | 97% | 2016-06-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |