Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4688. | Benyamna (bn_mouad) | 57.58 | 96% | 2020-01-26 |
| 4689. | Kyanna (kyanna87) | 57.57 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 4690. | Dark (darkelevent) | 57.56 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 4691. | 🗿skinnyism🗿 (nozomb) | 57.55 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4692. | douzhen (akariin) | 57.54 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 4693. | Mario (mariojr16) | 57.51 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4694. | Owen (saka0803) | 57.49 | 94% | 2019-01-18 |
| 4695. | Felix (colin_the_constant) | 57.48 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| 4696. | mgupta (mgupta1410) | 57.48 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 4697. | Samuel (aidoo) | 57.48 | 95% | 2020-07-01 |
| 4698. | Colton (coltonj) | 57.47 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4699. | carlos (carloscantype) | 57.46 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 4700. | Bendik (bendiks) | 57.46 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 4701. | Dani (dani_) | 57.46 | 96% | 2018-03-31 |
| 4702. | Basone01 (basone01) | 57.45 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 4703. | J (xiji) | 57.43 | 96% | 2018-03-09 |
| 4704. | Mich (michmich112) | 57.40 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4705. | Kade (kadazzle) | 57.40 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 4706. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 57.40 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4707. | Udan (udan_rimbus93) | 57.40 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 4708. | Zachary (zjroote) | 57.39 | 94% | 2020-08-23 |
| 4709. | Kiana (kiana1204) | 57.37 | 94% | 2018-08-11 |
| 4710. | Hiroko (hiroko) | 57.37 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 4711. | Syed (shaan10) | 57.36 | 95% | 2018-08-16 |
| 4712. | bad (very_bad_at_typing) | 57.36 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4713. | Kyle (banklaud) | 57.33 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
| 4714. | Alfred (nguyenmanhcuong2905... | 57.32 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4715. | Abdul (abdulraffay) | 57.32 | 99% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4716. | JoshTheBear19 (joshthebear) | 57.31 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 4717. | Haydn (bigdickclimber5_12) | 57.30 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |