And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33379. | dan (dani1) | 55.52 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 33380. | Zach (mczmonay) | 55.51 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 33381. | meg (wyandotte) | 55.51 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 33382. | 3PIKK (3pikk) | 55.51 | 96% | 2019-09-30 |
| 33383. | Korey (yellowdozer) | 55.51 | 94% | 2012-12-25 |
| 33384. | mouaz (mouazo) | 55.51 | 93% | 2013-06-27 |
| 33385. | Wolf (wolf_164) | 55.51 | 95% | 2018-12-29 |
| 33386. | vikas (steady_tortoise) | 55.50 | 95% | 2021-08-08 |
| 33387. | Eric (eternaldag) | 55.50 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 33388. | Linus (cicada_3301) | 55.50 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 33389. | Applecrumble (newcolemak_dh) | 55.49 | 94% | 2023-08-19 |
| 33390. | Mohd (md_shariq1) | 55.49 | 95.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 33391. | Randy (randybordovsky) | 55.49 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 33392. | azaliya (puvvu) | 55.49 | 96.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 33393. | Tajaun (projecticeman) | 55.49 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 33394. | Suddsy (suddsy123) | 55.49 | 95% | 2018-08-16 |
| 33395. | himanshu (himanshu3198) | 55.48 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 33396. | Michal (michalb20) | 55.48 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| 33397. | janis (pugulis) | 55.48 | 95% | 2012-01-19 |
| 33398. | Evil (eviljoe) | 55.48 | 92% | 2012-03-09 |
| 33399. | Akash (akashagr) | 55.48 | 93% | 2016-11-13 |
| 33400. | Abhishek (abhi_bharti) | 55.47 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 33401. | Lakos (vanlakos) | 55.47 | 95% | 2013-02-15 |
| 33402. | Pcb (fer66naget) | 55.46 | 82% | 2015-03-16 |
| 33403. | Monster (nepalimonster) | 55.46 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 33404. | Gras05 (gras005) | 55.46 | 94.7% | 2023-10-15 |
| 33405. | Aarondn34 (aarondn34) | 55.46 | 91% | 2016-06-03 |
| 33406. | hanage (takeruokuyama) | 55.46 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 33407. | raging_wolf (raging_wolf) | 55.46 | 96% | 2022-06-12 |
| 33408. | Type O (jriven42@msn.com) | 55.46 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |