I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16706. | j_ (typeracerjay1) | 67.88 | 94% | 2021-01-05 |
| 16707. | bhanu (codingbegginer) | 67.88 | 96.5% | 2023-09-18 |
| 16708. | jjerry (jerry_nyae) | 67.87 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 16709. | Brock (k0gu) | 67.87 | 95% | 2018-05-06 |
| 16710. | Arnold (wiktor172003) | 67.86 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 16711. | rara (rara_) | 67.86 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
| 16712. | Yuri (ay_lmao2) | 67.86 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 16713. | Priyanshu (_priyanshu_) | 67.85 | 94.8% | 2023-07-01 |
| 16714. | Syed Ali (mafailure) | 67.85 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
| 16715. | Kevin (kgonzales2319) | 67.85 | 95% | 2017-09-17 |
| 16716. | Gener Ian (gener) | 67.85 | 96% | 2018-07-05 |
| 16717. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 67.85 | 97% | 2018-08-12 |
| 16718. | Brian (btgrant76) | 67.84 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
| 16719. | mohamed (mylittlecreep) | 67.84 | 96% | 2025-05-01 |
| 16720. | Paul (qdozaq) | 67.84 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 16721. | (ง'̀-'́)ง (fkabrad) | 67.83 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
| 16722. | Michael (octopusgamer) | 67.82 | 96.9% | 2025-05-17 |
| 16723. | Michael (michaelw32) | 67.82 | 97% | 2019-07-15 |
| 16724. | Kevin (ksantos21) | 67.82 | 91% | 2017-01-17 |
| 16725. | rocketriderben1 (rocketride... | 67.81 | 95% | 2022-10-02 |
| 16726. | Wilson (springmaple) | 67.81 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 16727. | Ricardo (renucleo) | 67.81 | 96.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 16728. | Minh (triminh966) | 67.81 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 16729. | God (jpaul100) | 67.80 | 95% | 2022-07-08 |
| 16730. | Peter (slangekop66) | 67.80 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 16731. | Jason (asianhops) | 67.80 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 16732. | Lim (limn0727) | 67.80 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 16733. | cuhupro (cuhupro) | 67.80 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 16734. | Omar (atrozyte) | 67.79 | 95% | 2021-12-01 |
| 16735. | fff (kivirivi) | 67.79 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |