As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24975. | Muhiminul Islam Osim (muhim... | 46.39 | 94% | 2020-11-28 |
| 24976. | 專心駕駛 (hkcitizen) | 46.39 | 95% | 2018-06-19 |
| 24977. | 1_Death (1_death) | 46.38 | 94% | 2022-01-08 |
| 24978. | Ruggiero (ruggiero) | 46.38 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 24979. | M (faster_than_your_father_... | 46.38 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 24980. | itay (madar) | 46.37 | 93% | 2022-05-01 |
| 24981. | Syimyk (sam_j5) | 46.37 | 94% | 2021-06-11 |
| 24982. | sanita (szanne) | 46.37 | 99% | 2018-03-27 |
| 24983. | swetha (swethaesp) | 46.36 | 94% | 2018-10-25 |
| 24984. | Esma (esoo) | 46.36 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 24985. | Saidul (saidul_islam) | 46.36 | 94% | 2020-11-06 |
| 24986. | danish (danish555) | 46.36 | 96% | 2017-03-30 |
| 24987. | zero2 (deadz) | 46.35 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
| 24988. | tatakai (oneshottim) | 46.35 | 95% | 2021-03-30 |
| 24989. | Jonas Paul (zamurai) | 46.35 | 92% | 2015-11-09 |
| 24990. | jostakhun (jostakhun) | 46.34 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 24991. | Ashtonanity (akirahuh) | 46.32 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 24992. | David (daveg64) | 46.32 | 94% | 2020-04-19 |
| 24993. | Abde (ghanou_gamer) | 46.32 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 24994. | Michael (michaelw32) | 46.32 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 24995. | Melissa (melgg) | 46.31 | 92% | 2020-12-30 |
| 24996. | BRUH (eppepen) | 46.30 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 24997. | kenyer (k3nyir) | 46.30 | 94% | 2023-05-25 |
| 24998. | Chum (alexsalgadojr) | 46.30 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 24999. | ahmed (ahmed_mohamed775) | 46.30 | 93% | 2020-06-07 |
| 25000. | sholdman (sholdman) | 46.30 | 94% | 2015-05-28 |
| 25001. | Muhammad (dridrees) | 46.30 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 25002. | The (mrperfectionista) | 46.29 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 25003. | Ocean (teaoni_on_mints) | 46.29 | 93% | 2019-01-10 |
| 25004. | Speeder (atspeeder) | 46.29 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |