You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1387. | mike (maykqwe) | 84.50 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 1388. | Jonathan (jtp5290) | 84.48 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1389. | Nick (bogboybangles) | 84.48 | 95% | 2018-06-07 |
| 1390. | LB (man_onatree) | 84.46 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1391. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 84.44 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1392. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 84.43 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1393. | ++VEGAN LOVE++ (peepeeman69) | 84.43 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 1394. | Neko (pippaola) | 84.41 | 98% | 2018-03-21 |
| 1395. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 84.39 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1396. | jade (jadekat) | 84.34 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 1397. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 84.33 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 1398. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 84.28 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 1399. | Jordan (jagmasta259) | 84.27 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 1400. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 84.27 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1401. | Clive (spaceseal) | 84.26 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1402. | Fed (raijin22) | 84.24 | 96% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1403. | Micheal (michaeltheturtle) | 84.23 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 1404. | Jovial (jovialk) | 84.22 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 1405. | Sug (sugondese42069) | 84.16 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1406. | M (myles_jb) | 84.10 | 95% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1407. | Robert (gorilla710) | 84.03 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1408. | David (davidzocker3) | 84.02 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1409. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 84.00 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
| 1410. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 83.96 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 1411. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 83.95 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 1412. | michael (mikul) | 83.93 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
| 1413. | Andy (ibeandii) | 83.90 | 99% | 2018-04-07 |
| 1414. | H_24 (h_24) | 83.89 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 1415. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 83.85 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 1416. | Izzy (zerostare) | 83.84 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |