The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15880. | Frederick (liquidfyre) | 78.25 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 15881. | Zurran (zurran) | 78.25 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 15882. | Zack (nursezack) | 78.25 | 98% | 2016-04-29 |
| 15883. | Benni (benyaphets) | 78.25 | 91% | 2016-03-13 |
| 15884. | Jacob (horenzo) | 78.25 | 91% | 2016-09-26 |
| 15885. | hi (bleuwhite) | 78.24 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 15886. | Susannah (zannahdoll) | 78.24 | 99% | 2015-03-13 |
| 15887. | qwe (azeem838) | 78.24 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 15888. | Kristian (krissaplug) | 78.24 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 15889. | Yash (budgetperson) | 78.24 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 15890. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 78.24 | 98% | 2020-05-29 |
| 15891. | মামুন (halfbloodp... | 78.24 | 95% | 2013-06-30 |
| 15892. | Mike (primike) | 78.23 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 15893. | Uri (pony_salvaje) | 78.23 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 15894. | Kyle (kylecjo) | 78.23 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 15895. | Dworim (dworim) | 78.23 | 85% | 2013-02-23 |
| 15896. | maggie (magsooe) | 78.22 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 15897. | Laurenz (laurenz_wild37) | 78.22 | 98.3% | 2021-02-28 |
| 15898. | Sebastian (sebaci) | 78.22 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 15899. | michael (michaelarruda) | 78.22 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 15900. | mutbuerger (mutbuerger) | 78.22 | 99% | 2015-01-01 |
| 15901. | Beth (beth201) | 78.21 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 15902. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 78.21 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 15903. | Tango (tango333) | 78.21 | 94% | 2023-03-16 |
| 15904. | Shibasis (ship9x) | 78.21 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 15905. | Bwen (godmaster9000) | 78.21 | 93% | 2016-04-18 |
| 15906. | Barry (rip21) | 78.21 | 95% | 2016-10-21 |
| 15907. | Randy (lpcustom) | 78.21 | 96% | 2013-07-24 |
| 15908. | Kevin (kevincamilo) | 78.20 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 15909. | Ferny (arson) | 78.20 | 92% | 2012-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |