So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18977. | Happe (happe) | 69.61 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 18978. | Nathan (burlisn) | 69.61 | 91% | 2017-03-07 |
| 18979. | Chris (tinitin) | 69.60 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 18980. | Kadz (kadzz) | 69.60 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 18981. | Cy (cymanong) | 69.60 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 18982. | anant (anant059) | 69.60 | 98.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 18983. | Bram (bramdk) | 69.60 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 18984. | Concentration (sighsigh) | 69.60 | 98% | 2011-08-21 |
| 18985. | Marius (rightkillthaz) | 69.60 | 90% | 2012-10-14 |
| 18986. | Tran (thong3la) | 69.60 | 94% | 2012-07-31 |
| 18987. | Kugan (kugan) | 69.60 | 91% | 2011-09-18 |
| 18988. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 69.59 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 18989. | Tinna (tinna17) | 69.59 | 99.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 18990. | Ben (hulkunleashed) | 69.59 | 95% | 2019-08-26 |
| 18991. | pablo (pablocordova) | 69.59 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 18992. | Winner... (afghanistan) | 69.59 | 97% | 2011-07-14 |
| 18993. | Buuw (buuw) | 69.58 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 18994. | Cliff (desertman) | 69.58 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
| 18995. | Michael (michael_v) | 69.58 | 95% | 2019-07-31 |
| 18996. | Stuhbs (nostix) | 69.58 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 18997. | Tangguh (tangguh_) | 69.58 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 18998. | jjerry (jerry_nyae) | 69.58 | 96% | 2023-01-27 |
| 18999. | Trevor (trevorguru) | 69.58 | — | 2009-10-30 |
| 19000. | Krzysiek (k_stahu) | 69.58 | 99% | 2014-12-06 |
| 19001. | danakittyy (danakittyy) | 69.58 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 19002. | thistle (thistledownr) | 69.57 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 19003. | Richard (ragdolllv) | 69.57 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 19004. | tron (tronunator) | 69.57 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 19005. | Berit (3k77) | 69.57 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 19006. | monty (mintos) | 69.57 | 94% | 2013-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |