And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17333. | alex (chinese69) | 83.68 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 17334. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 83.68 | 89% | 2016-11-26 |
| 17335. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 83.67 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 17336. | Huy (pikeman222) | 83.67 | 97% | 2017-02-14 |
| 17337. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 83.67 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 17338. | Jarocj (manhna99) | 83.67 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 17339. | Smit (smit_24) | 83.67 | 97.9% | 2023-10-15 |
| 17340. | Pillsbury (acidreindeer) | 83.67 | 94% | 2017-03-01 |
| 17341. | Ian (darthbaldus902) | 83.66 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 17342. | M.Ha (manhha00) | 83.66 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 17343. | Gerard (gerard_m_m) | 83.66 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 17344. | Jonny (karunakaruna) | 83.66 | 94% | 2011-07-18 |
| 17345. | marcelos (meldels) | 83.66 | 96% | 2013-09-11 |
| 17346. | Veyron (theoh) | 83.66 | 98% | 2012-02-08 |
| 17347. | Jayfeather (jayfeather787) | 83.66 | 97% | 2015-05-02 |
| 17348. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 83.66 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 17349. | cod1r (cod1r) | 83.65 | 97.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17350. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 83.65 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 17351. | Marcin (loganek) | 83.65 | 98% | 2013-06-21 |
| 17352. | Andrew (subpop) | 83.65 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 17353. | Michael (michael_mikey) | 83.65 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 17354. | maestro (maestro778) | 83.64 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| 17355. | sleepy (drained221) | 83.64 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 17356. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 83.64 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 17357. | Shea (shea378) | 83.64 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 17358. | ck (ckyu) | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 17359. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 83.64 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 17360. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 83.64 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 17361. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 83.64 | 94% | 2016-12-17 |
| 17362. | Snoody (snoody) | 83.63 | 99% | 2017-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |