So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1452. | Rob (triplehalo) | 118.27 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 1453. | Hydra (hydraa) | 118.27 | 96% | 2012-10-15 |
| 1454. | hi (watlok) | 118.25 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 1455. | Rebecca (rebeccawhite) | 118.25 | 96% | 2015-03-17 |
| 1456. | cammy (kimba) | 118.24 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 1457. | Pakalu (transfusion) | 118.24 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 1458. | bboyjrad (bboyjrad) | 118.21 | 98% | 2012-06-08 |
| 1459. | Sophie (sdw199) | 118.21 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1460. | RH (dzaefn) | 118.21 | 100% | 2017-06-26 |
| 1461. | L (l_dog) | 118.20 | 99% | 2012-03-31 |
| 1462. | Seth (ccocoa_colemak) | 118.20 | 97% | 2014-03-25 |
| 1463. | J (thejcperson) | 118.19 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 1464. | Void (voidger) | 118.18 | 100% | 2022-05-22 |
| 1465. | Cameron (camclarke) | 118.18 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 1466. | George (georgewang615) | 118.16 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 1467. | Teekay (tkmonster) | 118.15 | 95% | 2014-09-02 |
| 1468. | Michael (michael9903) | 118.14 | 99% | 2023-07-17 |
| 1469. | ∞ (gatewaydrug) | 118.14 | 100% | 2015-08-20 |
| 1470. | Kalantarian (kalantarian) | 118.14 | 92% | 2014-08-05 |
| 1471. | failtime (failtime) | 118.13 | 98% | 2014-12-14 |
| 1472. | Teodoras (teoyessir) | 118.13 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 1473. | Daniel (forever55255) | 118.13 | 93% | 2015-05-27 |
| 1474. | Miz (mizh00) | 118.11 | 99% | 2012-11-30 |
| 1475. | Mark (misran) | 118.11 | 98% | 2012-10-13 |
| 1476. | pop (realtyper1) | 118.10 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 1477. | Suzume (suzufruit) | 118.10 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 1478. | (jlachney) | 118.08 | 91% | 2017-05-11 |
| 1479. | Ricky (chelsky) | 118.08 | 100% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1480. | Steve (min0taur) | 118.08 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 1481. | Carl (realrealyalan) | 118.07 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |