As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5568. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 95.22 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5569. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 95.21 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 5570. | Adam (hannibal_ftw) | 95.21 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 5571. | Neko (pippaola) | 95.21 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5572. | Carl (netsu) | 95.20 | 90% | 2015-09-30 |
| 5573. | InsaneBiff (insanebiff) | 95.20 | 96% | 2015-10-17 |
| 5574. | JDizzle (serinus) | 95.18 | 96% | 2016-11-26 |
| 5575. | kream (remmie2k) | 95.18 | 94% | 2018-09-14 |
| 5576. | CarlJung2828 (carljung2828) | 95.17 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 5577. | Korra (grandesonnerie) | 95.17 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 5578. | graphite (strongly_typed_gr... | 95.16 | 97% | 2024-01-22 |
| 5579. | Jason (ninjastar777) | 95.16 | 97% | 2015-10-17 |
| 5580. | MOXY (m0xy) | 95.15 | 95% | 2022-03-25 |
| 5581. | Kreoniz (kreoniz) | 95.15 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 5582. | Epixaid (epixaid) | 95.15 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
| 5583. | Dvorak Klaas (acheron) | 95.15 | 98% | 2016-01-25 |
| 5584. | Alex (micek) | 95.14 | 91% | 2015-04-14 |
| 5585. | Kirsten (kpaisley) | 95.14 | 96% | 2016-11-30 |
| 5586. | Solomon (a1l337sauce) | 95.14 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
| 5587. | Marc (murderdolphin) | 95.14 | 96% | 2015-08-07 |
| 5588. | Saul (paulsaredes) | 95.13 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5589. | Sven (vlakz) | 95.13 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 5590. | Korbs (korbs) | 95.13 | 98% | 2018-05-20 |
| 5591. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 95.13 | 99% | 2020-06-24 |
| 5592. | Fexo (fexer) | 95.13 | 97% | 2017-03-20 |
| 5593. | Diego (daggo145) | 95.13 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 5594. | Tracy (tcw1) | 95.12 | 93% | 2015-07-12 |
| 5595. | paragraph31 (paragraph31) | 95.12 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 5596. | Christian (crash1233) | 95.12 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
| 5597. | Brayden (breadone) | 95.11 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |