The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21776. | Mike (mperich) | 68.79 | 93% | 2016-07-28 |
| 21777. | C (bigcdub) | 68.78 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 21778. | Durian (hopkafe) | 68.78 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 21779. | Matt Tierney (mtierney111) | 68.78 | 95% | 2021-10-26 |
| 21780. | Kappa (kappagenji) | 68.78 | 96.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 21781. | Shivanju (shivanju) | 68.78 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 21782. | Alex (putzig) | 68.78 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 21783. | Vinh (piecharts) | 68.78 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 21784. | Luke (luketheduke58) | 68.78 | 92% | 2014-03-22 |
| 21785. | wyldeman99 (wyldeman99) | 68.78 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 21786. | Vong (vongolavwalker) | 68.77 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 21787. | Car (ufoes) | 68.77 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 21788. | Evan (trigger8) | 68.77 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 21789. | HanLuu (hanluunguyen) | 68.77 | 97% | 2012-07-31 |
| 21790. | Kevin (watertribe89) | 68.77 | 94% | 2013-04-19 |
| 21791. | Odysseus (doctorodysseus) | 68.77 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
| 21792. | Sagi (sagisagger) | 68.76 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 21793. | Brandon (mibbrandon) | 68.76 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 21794. | Hrijul (avius) | 68.76 | 95% | 2019-09-25 |
| 21795. | Paul (pjpage) | 68.76 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 21796. | Falcon (dotel) | 68.76 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 21797. | C-Monky (chipvj) | 68.76 | 97% | 2011-09-03 |
| 21798. | abul (akazad12) | 68.76 | 91% | 2017-04-17 |
| 21799. | Mohammed (_police_) | 68.75 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 21800. | Matías (tute_14) | 68.75 | 93% | 2011-12-31 |
| 21801. | 제주 (quicktortoise) | 68.75 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 21802. | 吳 (niky1979125) | 68.75 | 84% | 2012-05-23 |
| 21803. | LEdio (lediogjyzeli) | 68.75 | 92% | 2015-12-29 |
| 21804. | Amanda (salamanda) | 68.75 | 98% | 2014-06-18 |
| 21805. | Victor (tohorvic) | 68.74 | 95% | 2017-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |