As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3671. | blob (blobblob6) | 103.15 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 3672. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 103.13 | 97.7% | 2023-10-25 |
| 3673. | chuckey (chuckey) | 103.13 | 96.1% | 2025-02-28 |
| 3674. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 103.12 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3675. | maxiepro (maxiepro) | 103.12 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 3676. | seez (seez) | 103.12 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3677. | Assertion (assertion) | 103.12 | 98% | 2016-04-06 |
| 3678. | Bee (beejbeeabeey) | 103.09 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 3679. | Robert (r3r_iii) | 103.08 | 98.8% | 2024-10-14 |
| 3680. | sean (brainlessmammal) | 103.08 | 99% | 2023-01-09 |
| 3681. | Sean (krypticwow) | 103.07 | 97% | 2017-01-28 |
| 3682. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 103.07 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 3683. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 103.07 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 3684. | Will (enthed) | 103.06 | 96% | 2016-10-26 |
| 3685. | Macy (macylace) | 103.06 | 98.6% | 2024-12-17 |
| 3686. | Sven (zeverit) | 103.06 | 99% | 2021-02-25 |
| 3687. | ccc (friz27) | 103.05 | 97% | 2024-11-29 |
| 3688. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 103.05 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 3689. | Meet (mhscool) | 103.05 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3690. | Rasmus (sbares) | 103.04 | 99.5% | 2025-04-23 |
| 3691. | Dan (dssl86) | 103.04 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
| 3692. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 103.04 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 3693. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 103.04 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 3694. | Aren (akev2794) | 103.01 | 96% | 2015-12-29 |
| 3695. | tnin (tnin) | 103.00 | 98% | 2024-02-17 |
| 3696. | Brandon (ivantt) | 103.00 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 3697. | Doug (ishanu22) | 103.00 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
| 3698. | Otomun (otomun) | 102.99 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
| 3699. | Mark (faithless) | 102.99 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| 3700. | Matt (mcastellano) | 102.98 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |