Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2300. | NCSnyda (ncsnyda) | 105.06 | 99% | 2022-11-07 |
| 2301. | LICH (canopus23) | 105.06 | 99.1% | 2023-10-28 |
| 2302. | Honour (hoenour) | 105.05 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
| 2303. | Yosuke (7wolves) | 105.05 | 100% | 2023-10-26 |
| 2304. | Ethan (nobodyj22) | 105.04 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 2305. | qwerty (qwertyuser3) | 105.03 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 2306. | some dude (medio02) | 105.03 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 2307. | Lizzybesh4 (lizzybesh4) | 105.02 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 2308. | darkpck (darkpck) | 105.01 | 99% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2309. | Andrew (awand0806) | 105.00 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2310. | Eric (unfazedglitch) | 104.99 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 2311. | earwax (oily) | 104.95 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 2312. | Peppa (yellowyogurt) | 104.93 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 2313. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 104.92 | 98% | 2025-07-16 |
| 2314. | Dan (danrosesax88) | 104.90 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 2315. | Cosmic (aji3) | 104.90 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2316. | Diego (divarela) | 104.88 | 99% | 2025-06-15 |
| 2317. | Lester (lesterfan) | 104.88 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 2318. | Button (mhd0) | 104.88 | 100% | 2017-11-09 |
| 2319. | Walter (whunt5757) | 104.87 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
| 2320. | ok i don't have the patienc... | 104.86 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2321. | Pinkies (smile_typer) | 104.85 | 97.5% | 2024-08-12 |
| 2322. | Moist (moisturemob) | 104.85 | 98% | 2020-03-15 |
| 2323. | (qburi) | 104.84 | 97% | 2025-06-22 |
| 2324. | Brian (brianyounq) | 104.84 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2325. | Ben (comkid) | 104.84 | 98% | 2017-08-31 |
| 2326. | Justin (justano2004) | 104.83 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 2327. | mikael (mikael163) | 104.83 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 2328. | Mimi (mimitrois) | 104.82 | 99% | 2024-01-17 |
| 2329. | Jebediah (jebediah123) | 104.82 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |