I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1340. | Kagamine Len (kagamine_len) | 127.35 | 98.5% | 2024-07-11 |
| 1341. | ligaturem (ligaturem) | 127.35 | 99% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1342. | Gary (garyboo) | 127.33 | 98% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1343. | HudYA (hudyusuf) | 127.32 | 99% | 2023-09-03 |
| 1344. | Jobo (josephgyu) | 127.30 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 1345. | Kiva (kivattt) | 127.29 | 98.7% | 2024-12-06 |
| 1346. | FREE PALESTINE (junaidbaloch) | 127.27 | 96% | 2025-07-29 |
| 1347. | Sac (yung_sac) | 127.26 | 99.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 1348. | sherimori (sherimori) | 127.25 | 99% | 2020-04-20 |
| 1349. | π΅πππππ¦π¦... | 127.25 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 1350. | (otql) | 127.24 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 1351. | moppr (moppr) | 127.22 | 98.4% | 2024-04-22 |
| 1352. | bzh (bzh_) | 127.22 | 98.1% | 2025-05-19 |
| 1353. | Mikey (miket349) | 127.21 | 99% | 2023-11-04 |
| 1354. | jj (yeahjjj) | 127.21 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
| 1355. | Phozzon (phozzonunnium) | 127.14 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 1356. | γ°γ«γγΌγtired goodby... | 127.12 | 98% | 2020-12-23 |
| 1357. | mike (mfubio) | 127.12 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 1358. | Zwe (shizzlemanizzle_) | 127.12 | 99% | 2025-02-23 |
| 1359. | 8-ball (mattboy_) | 127.09 | 99% | 2021-06-13 |
| 1360. | AZB1 (potatoish) | 127.04 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 1361. | Odis (odisprodis) | 127.01 | 99% | 2024-04-02 |
| 1362. | ARPANET (whitemocha) | 126.99 | 99% | 2018-03-03 |
| 1363. | a (oreo_os) | 126.98 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 1364. | lucid (yung_lucid) | 126.96 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 1365. | B. (x30n1) | 126.93 | 99% | 2023-06-02 |
| 1366. | Kairu (itskyle1995) | 126.92 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1367. | chi (amaz1n) | 126.91 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 1368. | Xutong (eliclax) | 126.86 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1369. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 126.84 | 98.4% | 2023-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| α Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |