I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12494. | jacob (jacob_hrtn) | 83.03 | 96.2% | 2023-07-08 |
| 12495. | amanmishra (amanmishra) | 83.03 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 12496. | soilderith (soilderboy) | 83.03 | 95% | 2018-02-24 |
| 12497. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 83.03 | 95% | 2019-11-13 |
| 12498. | Anjith (iamanjithsasindran) | 83.03 | 93% | 2017-01-24 |
| 12499. | Adamz (adamzcyber) | 83.02 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 12500. | Mitch (mitchns) | 83.02 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 12501. | Josh (pompey278) | 83.00 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 12502. | Christian (yovaz) | 83.00 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 12503. | Robi (elrobi) | 82.99 | 97.1% | 2024-09-16 |
| 12504. | Daniel (dreilly2231) | 82.99 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 12505. | Sabrina (getrektttt) | 82.99 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 12506. | MohammadMahdi (mohmahkho) | 82.99 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 12507. | Inesh (69420nice) | 82.99 | 95% | 2022-06-12 |
| 12508. | Blank (ct7567) | 82.99 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 12509. | Hundred (hundrednaire) | 82.99 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 12510. | Zeno (zeno239b15) | 82.98 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
| 12511. | C0br6 (c0br6) | 82.98 | 99% | 2025-08-05 |
| 12512. | Markos (mfguru2809) | 82.98 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 12513. | Nazrul (mnnazrul) | 82.97 | 98% | 2024-05-05 |
| 12514. | beansnboges (beansnboges) | 82.97 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 12515. | Lily (lilyhai) | 82.96 | 97% | 2018-02-24 |
| 12516. | Retr0 (retrospy) | 82.96 | 100% | 2023-09-10 |
| 12517. | Radu (rhadoo611) | 82.96 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 12518. | Taylor (tlantisdel) | 82.95 | 98.8% | 2024-01-25 |
| 12519. | SadRoad (sadroad) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 12520. | Safin (phoeni_x) | 82.94 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 12521. | Panayiotis (pan4_1z) | 82.94 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 12522. | Bret (ellenbogenb) | 82.93 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
| 12523. | Hyeonjun (hyedks) | 82.93 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |