The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21056. | Gaiurav (hairmetallers) | 70.55 | 97% | 2013-02-21 |
| 21057. | Blarghh (blarghh) | 70.54 | 96% | 2012-06-07 |
| 21058. | Nishchit (mr0bn0xi0us) | 70.54 | 95% | 2021-11-21 |
| 21059. | Joe (jbboshoff@yahoo.com) | 70.54 | 94% | 2012-08-02 |
| 21060. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 70.54 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
| 21061. | greg (gregm) | 70.54 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 21062. | wattana (lonemind) | 70.54 | 93% | 2012-09-07 |
| 21063. | deniz (dendiz) | 70.54 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 21064. | Logan (fource) | 70.53 | 92% | 2015-04-11 |
| 21065. | Lur3t (lur3t) | 70.52 | 95% | 2022-07-22 |
| 21066. | Akira (legendfalcon) | 70.52 | 100% | 2012-09-30 |
| 21067. | Amitay (amitayd) | 70.52 | 97% | 2013-09-16 |
| 21068. | vamsee (vamsee125) | 70.51 | 92% | 2011-08-11 |
| 21069. | Austin (speedqt) | 70.51 | 95% | 2013-07-02 |
| 21070. | Mert (phrawst) | 70.51 | 92% | 2016-12-06 |
| 21071. | Blake (samuryon) | 70.51 | 94% | 2017-01-17 |
| 21072. | Benito (mezuko) | 70.50 | 92% | 2013-02-26 |
| 21073. | Spencer (thejawa) | 70.50 | 93% | 2016-05-24 |
| 21074. | kenan (commanderkenan) | 70.50 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 21075. | Noah (lorenpike) | 70.50 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 21076. | Cameron (thegreatrodinkis) | 70.50 | 95% | 2016-03-18 |
| 21077. | Massy (masmint27) | 70.50 | 97% | 2013-01-18 |
| 21078. | Satkay (satkay) | 70.50 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 21079. | Holo (holotheweeb) | 70.49 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 21080. | Nulla (nullapopu) | 70.49 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 21081. | Brooks (free_of_care) | 70.49 | 93% | 2016-03-08 |
| 21082. | Angelos (free_4_rides) | 70.49 | 94% | 2023-01-13 |
| 21083. | Tor (partytor) | 70.49 | 90% | 2014-05-08 |
| 21084. | Viv (vivexxx) | 70.49 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 21085. | abi19911 (abi19911) | 70.49 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |