I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5938. | Edward (kailhreds) | 96.93 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5939. | Ryder (highryder18) | 96.92 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 5940. | Josh (djoshi) | 96.92 | 97.8% | 2024-09-13 |
| 5941. | Data (datainferno) | 96.91 | 95% | 2025-06-28 |
| 5942. | Dal (astronerd) | 96.91 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 5943. | SuppaNobeam (suppanobeam) | 96.91 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5944. | Joshua (manch) | 96.91 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 5945. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 96.91 | 99.2% | 2024-08-22 |
| 5946. | Jennifer (123jenny123) | 96.91 | 98% | 2015-12-31 |
| 5947. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 96.91 | 95% | 2016-03-14 |
| 5948. | Preston (lantzer) | 96.90 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| 5949. | Nima (nimayaqmuri) | 96.90 | 98% | 2024-11-13 |
| 5950. | Kreschnav (kreschnav) | 96.90 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 5951. | quackeda (quackeda) | 96.90 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 5952. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 96.90 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 5953. | Azerty 0w0 (benz_) | 96.90 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 5954. | samuel (rextheonion) | 96.89 | 98% | 2024-11-06 |
| 5955. | Ross (rosscoe116) | 96.89 | 96% | 2016-09-30 |
| 5956. | M (methawatc) | 96.89 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 5957. | Nathan (nathancardinal) | 96.88 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 5958. | TinumÃr (tinumir) | 96.88 | 99% | 2021-06-27 |
| 5959. | Armin (armincx) | 96.88 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 5960. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 96.88 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 5961. | Enrique (zero90) | 96.88 | 98% | 2016-08-10 |
| 5962. | Pavle (pajle) | 96.88 | 95% | 2018-03-28 |
| 5963. | Horst (feanor) | 96.87 | 95% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5964. | xSora (xsora) | 96.87 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5965. | Michael (yuleahcim) | 96.87 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
| 5966. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 96.87 | 99% | 2020-08-07 |
| 5967. | amigo_amor (amigo_amors) | 96.86 | 97% | 2024-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |