It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4903. | Jennifer (michelizzi72) | 46.80 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 4904. | Ivan (ivan_kt16) | 46.80 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 4905. | clarz (claerchen) | 46.62 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4906. | Michal (michalides) | 46.62 | 93% | 2017-09-11 |
| 4907. | sasja (sasja) | 46.59 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 4908. | Isaac (softwilly) | 46.57 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4909. | Raj (rajor) | 46.51 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 4910. | Avram (robertckk) | 46.50 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4911. | Mudit (n___) | 46.47 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| 4912. | SJ (sonialj) | 46.46 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 4913. | jakob (knapper102) | 46.40 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 4914. | Felsic (felsic) | 46.35 | 94% | 2020-07-26 |
| 4915. | Sam (samjm) | 46.34 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
| 4916. | Chris (avery91) | 46.31 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
| 4917. | me (waxy_candle) | 46.30 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 4918. | Kim (darkhide16) | 46.28 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 4919. | Ajay (metacorb) | 46.22 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 4920. | StantheAsian90 (stantheasia... | 46.18 | 94% | 2018-07-08 |
| 4921. | VISI (visi314) | 46.12 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4922. | Slayze (slayze) | 46.01 | 94% | 2018-01-26 |
| 4923. | nathan (ma__ttam) | 45.92 | 93% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4924. | Kiryu (kiryugozi) | 45.90 | 93% | 2020-08-14 |
| 4925. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 45.84 | 95% | 2019-05-31 |
| 4926. | Yewzark (zark_11) | 45.81 | 93% | 2020-04-14 |
| 4927. | Roberto (robetomn) | 45.81 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 4928. | sandeep (kaneki75) | 45.80 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4929. | Christos (__christos__) | 45.78 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 4930. | Artur (arturklm) | 45.76 | 95% | 2019-05-12 |
| 4931. | Tefari (thenexthokage23) | 45.68 | 94% | 2019-02-02 |
| 4932. | mercury (bibaryskoutepov) | 45.66 | 95% | 2019-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |