Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9452. | DiLiP (chiyya) | 86.99 | 93% | 2013-09-27 |
| 9453. | Cameron (xkire) | 86.98 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 9454. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 86.98 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 9455. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 86.98 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9456. | skate (skates) | 86.98 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 9457. | Marvin (buscar) | 86.98 | — | 2009-07-12 |
| 9458. | dude (udead1) | 86.97 | 99% | 2020-08-16 |
| 9459. | Emil (killer150398) | 86.97 | 96% | 2014-09-16 |
| 9460. | Steven (dvorak) | 86.97 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 9461. | mohamed (doublemimo) | 86.97 | 98% | 2012-03-29 |
| 9462. | Allie (alliecat) | 86.97 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 9463. | redfive (redfive5) | 86.96 | 98% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9464. | Justin (draux) | 86.96 | 96% | 2011-11-23 |
| 9465. | George (cyubic) | 86.96 | 95% | 2016-12-22 |
| 9466. | Lasped (lasped) | 86.96 | 97.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9467. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 86.96 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 9468. | Ilovegays (smintz) | 86.95 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 9469. | MEN (menmentsu) | 86.95 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 9470. | Goscinny (goscinny) | 86.95 | 94% | 2016-06-22 |
| 9471. | Namekuji (saltslug) | 86.95 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 9472. | Morpheus (shades444) | 86.94 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 9473. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 86.94 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 9474. | ooo0ooo (carlfriedrichgauss) | 86.94 | 92% | 2013-02-19 |
| 9475. | Luke (lukeowen02) | 86.93 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 9476. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 86.93 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 9477. | Jazz (jazzyjahson) | 86.93 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 9478. | xSnowFall (xsnowfall) | 86.93 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 9479. | Kai (testphylean) | 86.92 | 95.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9480. | nothing (nurthinaziz) | 86.92 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 9481. | Neithan (neithan) | 86.92 | 97% | 2015-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |