Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1427. | Thomas Edward (feeshmane) | 87.46 | 99% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1428. | heclord (heclord) | 87.44 | 98% | 2017-11-25 |
| 1429. | Jason (jasonbmagat) | 87.44 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1430. | Flip (flip2theleft) | 87.44 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1431. | anonymous (dantheman830) | 87.43 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1432. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 87.38 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 1433. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 87.37 | 99% | 2018-10-08 |
| 1434. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 87.37 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 1435. | amas (amas) | 87.32 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 1436. | Severin (elmo96) | 87.32 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1437. | Taz (muidroxe) | 87.29 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 1438. | Jason (altaria13) | 87.29 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1439. | Shiney (shineyy) | 87.28 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1440. | Yam (metrictensor) | 87.28 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1441. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 87.27 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 1442. | Felix (exilef) | 87.27 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1443. | MEN (menmentsu) | 87.22 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1444. | Edan (smexology) | 87.21 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 1445. | KCUFOTEMOC (kcufotemoc1234_) | 87.19 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 1446. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 87.17 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1447. | Patrick (pawal001) | 87.16 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 1448. | Wirtual (road_to_100_wpm) | 87.16 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 1449. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 87.13 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 1450. | Robert (epicsauce32) | 87.13 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1451. | EdwC (wolftipper) | 87.13 | 95% | 2019-12-19 |
| 1452. | Dave (erose524) | 87.12 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 1453. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 87.12 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 1454. | Noggie (noggie) | 87.11 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 1455. | Tariq (htariq) | 87.08 | 98% | 2018-05-14 |
| 1456. | Niccster (niccster10) | 87.08 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |