I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7344. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 96.23 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 7345. | ws (wdsyywd) | 96.22 | 99.4% | 2025-01-08 |
| 7346. | Seth (sethamajig) | 96.22 | 97.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 7347. | Sam (knuk) | 96.22 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
| 7348. | Vinny (vinnycsp) | 96.21 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 7349. | Somebody (sd9f8uu) | 96.20 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 7350. | Riley (defectivepixel) | 96.20 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 7351. | Patrik (pbody) | 96.20 | 100% | 2022-02-04 |
| 7352. | Teabwoi264 (teabwoi2) | 96.19 | 99% | 2022-04-28 |
| 7353. | Julie (owen789) | 96.19 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 7354. | mijac (mijac) | 96.18 | 99% | 2024-05-09 |
| 7355. | FrozenCroissant (frozencroi... | 96.18 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 7356. | Maggie (migggggie) | 96.18 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 7357. | Plotinus (plotinusdickens) | 96.18 | 97.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7358. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 96.18 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 7359. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 96.18 | 99% | 2017-11-19 |
| 7360. | Om (omsharma612) | 96.17 | 97.8% | 2024-05-20 |
| 7361. | isaac (darealjoemama) | 96.17 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
| 7362. | Brody (echo3006) | 96.17 | 99% | 2024-06-14 |
| 7363. | Hannah (hanhaniee) | 96.17 | 99% | 2019-09-24 |
| 7364. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 96.17 | 99% | 2023-08-21 |
| 7365. | MEN (menmentsu) | 96.17 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 7366. | Tzary (tzary) | 96.16 | 98% | 2024-04-21 |
| 7367. | Enzo (xtrickit11@yahoo.com) | 96.16 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 7368. | Hector (altering) | 96.15 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 7369. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 96.15 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 7370. | Cadium (adeiaa9505) | 96.15 | 97.1% | 2024-11-12 |
| 7371. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 96.15 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
| 7372. | eg (eg__3) | 96.14 | 97.7% | 2025-03-14 |
| 7373. | Elias (ejmurc) | 96.14 | 96% | 2024-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |